Why are federal agents and assets so autistic?

[Pomniman]

Is there some secret procurement standard that requires them all to be at least partially lobotomized before they can be accepted into their various tax-funded rat nests?

To briefly give some context, I've encountered a few in the wild on various occasions over the years and none of them regardless of age, race, or sex, can act normal for more than 5 seconds at a time. It's like they all have a pathological need to blow their cover in the most blatant ways possible even when they're supposed to be trying to do things like honeytrapping you. One quick (real) example is one of these geniuses going by a completely phony name no one would ever have and being brazen enough to print and display an ID card with it in a setting where lying about these types of things could constitute a felony if a civilian were to do it. They all do similarly idiotic shit in one form or another to the point where I'm convinced there's some bizarre sexual fetish these glowniggers all have for making themselves as conspicuous as possible at all times while they're supposed to be undercover. I don't understand why anyone would hire anyone that sloppy that much of the time for something that's supposed to be spooky dooky highspeed cloak and dagger bullshit. These fuckers seem like they'd get fired from McDick's if you snuck them in as fry cooks with how willfully incompetent they consistently are at maintaining their cover.

 

[Murun Buchstansangur]

No one with any brains ever decides to become a fed these days. Everyone knows they are traitors of the people.

 

[SNU]

They think they're James bond. It's not enough to think you're James bond. Other people have to think it too. So they do retarded shit like this and think other people think they're a cool spy or something. The only people that sign up for the job are weirdos with a secret agent fantasy and the fantasy is more important to them than actually maintaining a cover and being inconspicuous. It's not cool or fun if your cover works and no one knows you're a fed

 

[Rei is Shit.]

MKUltra was all fun and games until the glowies fell for their own BS

 

[Pomniman]

No one with any brains ever decides to become a fed these days. Everyone knows they are traitors of the people.

True, but I suspect they've always been like this. The most obvious undercover one I recall being chatted up by apropos of nothing was almost a decade ago. I'm still not sure who sent her or why exactly (though I do have some suspicions which will probably never be fully confirmed) but it's almost like they wanted me to figure it out at some point because some of the things she said and did while I was in touch with her were straight up MKULTRA shit that seemed downright wrong and psychotic in ways I couldn't quite pin down even before I put two and two together. On top of that I'm pretty sure they dosed me with something that morning and it was the sort of girl I wouldn't even pay attention to normally if she wasn't immediately all over me from the moment she saw me so there was no way for it to not be suspicious even before the more overt psyops monkeyshines came into play later.

 

[SIMIΔN]

Interesting fact, Adolf Hitler was originally sent by the army to infiltrate and assess a certain socialist workers' party.

Glowies might end up being their worst enemy. I wouldn't know anything about that, I've heard one indicator of a glow-in-the-dark n***er is they never say n***er.

 

[derpherp2]

No one with any brains ever decides to become a fed these days. Everyone knows they are traitors of the people.

No it's more like anyone with brains realizes it's a glorified nanny service for the world's richest toddlers, at best.

 

[Tablet County]

You'd have to be autistic to come up with the idea to feed LSD to people to try and mind control them, and you'd have to be extremely autistic to willingly work with the feds and not think they're gonna fuck you over.

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

Because all the sane people in the federal government go for political or administrative jobs as soon as they're able. Only a retard would actually want to be a field operative for a living.

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

Are you sure you're not just schizophrenic and misinterpreting autists as feds?

 

[Pomniman]

Are you sure you're not just schizophrenic and misinterpreting autists as feds?

It's not "autism" in the being obsessed with things like children's cartoons or trains sense so much as a type of highly specific tactlessness and deliberately leaving needlessly cutesy "breadcrumbs" about what they're really up to like thinly veiled allusions to the Steganographia ("angel messages" was one such bit of highly conspicuous spookbabble). A lot of it is deliberately meant to sound occult or just plain crazy if you describe it after the fact.

 

[A Real Munson]

Maybe you're a targetted individual and they want you to know that they're gangstalking and harassing you.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

"Why are all the feds who blow their cover easily are dumb? Where are the smart ones?'

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

The filtering process tends to favour Mormons

The process involved to get security clearances are pretty strict - no hard drugs, no weird shit, if you have done weird shit could anyone blackmail you over it etc

 

[Feline Supremacist]

You'd have to be autistic to come up with the idea to feed LSD to people to try and mind control them, and you'd have to be extremely autistic to willingly work with the feds and not think they're gonna fuck you over.

You have to be a deranged sadist to come up with this, and have to be complete idiot to think it would actually work.

 

[Pomniman]

Maybe you're a targetted individual and they want you to know that they're gangstalking and harassing you.

Someone else suggested that as a shitpost years ago when I described some of these things, though I tend to be reflexively skeptical of that shit because looking for red toyotas around every corner or whatever those guys do in their youtube videos when they decide they've been targeted seems like a one way ticket to the looney bin. It's not as immediately dramatic or flashy as all that when it does happen, which isn't that often. It's more like accidentally ending up in the middle of a scene from a poorly directed movie where none of the actors are trying particularly hard every few years or so, real clownshoes stuff.

 

[Mutthole]

Because I can't help it. Stop hurting myself. No you haven't. OW!

 

[Fascist Kirk]

True, but I suspect they've always been like this. The most obvious undercover one I recall being chatted up by apropos of nothing was almost a decade ago. I'm still not sure who sent her or why exactly (though I do have some suspicions which will probably never be fully confirmed) but it's almost like they wanted me to figure it out at some point because some of the things she said and did while I was in touch with her were straight up MKULTRA shit that seemed downright wrong and psychotic in ways I couldn't quite pin down even before I put two and two together. On top of that I'm pretty sure they dosed me with something that morning and it was the sort of girl I wouldn't even pay attention to normally if she wasn't immediately all over me from the moment she saw me so there was no way for it to not be suspicious even before the more overt psyops monkeyshines came into play later.

you have to ask if you are dealing with an informant or an agent. Informants are usually felons doing somthing to get out of a sentence. If your dealing with an agent typically federal employees have the best health care available in the US, and are riding high on SSRI's and a coctail of 12 experimental drugs diagnosed on them not for illness, but because there coverage can afford it and doctor proscribes it.

I find local State Cops are the same way adult children on drugs that make them borderline Psychotic/ retarded.

 

[Meat Target]

They think they're James bond. It's not enough to think you're James bond. Other people have to think it too. So they do retarded shit like this and think other people think they're a cool spy or something. The only people that sign up for the job are weirdos with a secret agent fantasy and the fantasy is more important to them than actually maintaining a cover and being inconspicuous. It's not cool or fun if your cover works and no one knows you're a fed

This.

They infiltrate places like 4chan thinking it's this nexus of extremism on par with ISIS, only to find oceans of nonsensical shitposting and raunchy porn. They don't know what to do, other than start posting obvious bait that the locals are already suspicious of. They're trying to apply tactics used against Muhammad abu-Goatfucker to a bunch of piss hoarders. It's a square peg in a triangle hole.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

This.

They infiltrate places like 4chan thinking it's this nexus of extremism on par with ISIS, only to find oceans of nonsensical shitposting and raunchy porn. They don't know what to do, other than start posting obvious bait that the locals are already suspicious of. They're trying to apply tactics used against Muhammad abu-Goatfucker to a bunch of piss hoarders. It's a square peg in a triangle hole.

I can see the Logic, work for glow niggers, so need to infiltrate web sites to convince others to be glow niggers too. a virus cannot survive without expanding thus only exists by expanding.