🐱 ‘Why are gun shows so white?’ and other thoughts after attending a gun show

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As the founder of the field and one of America’s leading wypipologists, my research has taken me into spaces that people who keep a backup supply of hot sauce would find difficult to navigate. I have attended Confederate reenactments, monster truck rallies, Republican conventions and at least two Klan rallies (Technically, it was three, but I was arrested at the third, and the Klan didn’t show up).

What Jane Goodall is to chimpanzees, I am to white people.

Because of my numerous excursions into the world of whiteness, I was not troubled when I covered a gun show sponsored by RK Shows, one of the “largest Gun and Knife show promoters in the US.” (sic…or maybe not. For all I know, “gun” is a proper noun.) I have been to gun shows before. I think of these expeditions into the Caucasian underworld the same way I imagine that Jacque Cousteau thought of the ocean or Neil Armstrong thought of the moon. The deep sea and deep space are a lot like whiteness—it’s all around us, seldom explored, and pretty dark. Also, it can kill you.

So, on Saturday, June 11, I put on the protective gear (shorts, a T-shirt and a pair of nondescript running shoes) for my gun show safari.

Here’s what I learned.

1. Why are gun shows so white?​

Again, this is not my first rodeo (Yes, I have attended actual rodeos). I noticed this phenomenon at the last gun show I visited in Birmingham, Ala. While Birmingham is one of the five Blackest cities in America, it’s still in Alabama, so I didn’t think it was strange that the patrons were overwhelmingly white. But I’m starting to notice a trend.

I specifically chose this particular event because it was held in Peach County, Ga., where the Census Bureau says the white population (44.7 percent) is nearly identical to the Black population (44.4 percent). Warner Robins, the nearest city, is 40.3 percent Black and 44.4 percent white. Nearby Macon is twice as large and is majority Black. However, about 80 to 90 percent of the people at the gun show were white.

In 2017, Pew Research found that about 1-in-3 African-American households had a gun owner, compared to about half of white households, which is not a huge disparity. Furthermore, the National Shooting Sports Foundation and the Firearm Industry Trade Association reported that Black gun ownership surged since the pandemic’s beginning, growing faster than white firearm ownership. So what gives?

“I think it’s just where good ol’ boys like to buy their guns,” explained one vendor who asked to be identified only as Joe. “You get better deals and [you can find] stuff that you can’t find at a gun store. Plus, it’s like a family event.”

That explains it.

2. The “gun show loophole” isn’t as ubiquitous as you think.​

Since Nov. 30, 1998, purchasing a firearm in the United States meant the buyer must submit a background check in the National Instant Criminal Background Check System.

But not really.

According to gun violence watchdog Everytown, 29 states allow personal firearm transactions, transfers or gun show purchases without the required background check. Termed the “gun show loophole,” vendors who insist they are occasional sellers or claim they are selling from their “personal collection,” are not required to have a federal firearm license. If that loophole seems small, nearly 1 out of 4 gun owners report buying their most recent gun without a background check. However, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms doesn’t have a specific definition for how many firearms can be sold before the seller is considered a “firearms dealer.” However, at the show I attended, nearly every vendor had a laptop ready to perform a background check.

“When you talk about the larger shows, you ain’t gonna make no money with just a few shotguns,” explained a vendor from North Georgia Pawn and Gun. “Most of the vendors are licensed dealers who have stores.”

Most.


3. Loopholes aren’t just for guns.​

Aside from the powerful weapons that are available at gun shows, vendors offer a variety of tools specifically designed to kill people. Attendees can purchase swords, blades, brass knuckles, brass knuckles with blades and even sword-tipped guns (technically, they’re called bayonets)—all of which are illegal in certain states. And if you’re concerned about illegality, don’t worry; vendors are more than willing to help you skirt the law.

For instance, armor-piercing bullets are illegal for civilian use, which is why ammunition dealers at gun shows advertise legal “green-tip” ammo that complies with ATF law, even though it is specifically made to pierce armor. Depending on which state you live in, you might not be able to buy a pistol-grip rifle. But if you go to a gun show, you can buy a bundle that includes a rifle, a perfectly fitting pistol grip and even a magazine that holds up to 100 rounds. Don’t spend your energy and risk jail time sawing off the barrel of your shotgun. Just ask your favorite gun show dealer for a Mossberg Shockwave, whose barrel is a half-inch longer than an illegal sawed-off version. I bet they’ll have one.

It might sound loopy, but it makes a great big hole.

4. The AR is the star.​

Without question, the AR-15 is the star of every gun show. I would even venture to say that a third of all the guns for sale were AR-15s. And, contrary to popular belief, this particular assault weapon comes in an assortment of flavors. There are short-barrelled ARs, pistol-grip ARs the size of a large handgun, and huge, intimidating AR-15 rifles.

One of the most under-discussed things about assault weapons is that many of the AR-type weapons used in mass shootings are technically not AR-15s. Most of this particular lightweight semiautomatic rifle’s sales are knockoffs of the original patent that Colt Manufacturing owns. Although Colt has held the patent for the ArmaLite Rifle-15 (which occupies the space between the M-14 and the M16 military rifles) since 1959, the gun has been produced by everyone from tiny mom-and-pop outfits to large weapons manufacturers since the patent expired in 1977.

4. It’s very American.​

Gun shows are nothing if not patriotic. I have no idea what these people are going to do with these firearm stashes because these red-blooded, God-fearing trigger pullers love to talk about how much they love their fellow “Mur’cunns.” Who else would want a star-spangled revolver?

You might refer to the white people with nationalistic tendencies as “white nationalists,” but I prefer to call them patriots.

5. It’s not just white; it’s pro-white.​

Pardon the pun but if you are Black, prepare to be triggered.

The amount of white supremacist iconography and memorabilia available for sale at these events is astounding. If you’re in the market for a slightly used Confederate flag or a “Don’t Tread On Me” T-shirt, you don’t have to wait on a shipment from Etsy; just plop down the $12 entry fee to your local convention center and you have an all-access pass to the most racist flea market ever. Perhaps my favorite piece of Caucasian Cap’ya Alpha paraphernalia is the stuff with the Spartan helmet and the phrase “Molon Labe” (translated as “come and take it”) emblazoned on it. Sparta’s King Leonidas supposedly uttered the term before the Battle of Thermopylae after Persian ruler Xerxes demanded that the Spartan warriors lay down their weapons…

Just before the Spartans got their clocks cleaned.

6. Killing doesn’t cost much.​

Killing people is surprisingly cheap.

One vendor had an entire table set aside for $99 guns. And while the average retail price for an AR-15 hovers around $800 to $1,000, gun shows regularly sell AR-type weapons for around $300. On Saturday, I could have plunked down $400 for an AR that shoots .22 caliber bullets or, for $200 more, I could purchase one that shoots bullets that “will leave a larger bullet wound.”

7. …Or maybe Donald Trump is the star.​

Gun shows also serve as unofficial GOP pep rallies.

Since my first gun show in 2014, I noticed that you could tell who the GOP had in their crosshairs by the signage at gun shows. Back then, gun show attendees coalesced around their mutual hate for Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton and, of course, Black Lives Matter. But things have changed since the good old days when gun show patrons could purchase shooting targets with Barack Obama’s face on the bullseye (although you still can).

While there’s still plenty of hate for Joe Biden, the Squad and Muslims, Donald Trump has become the official mascot of gun owners everywhere. Suppose you’re not keen on representing the side that got mollywhopped during the fight for slavery. In that case, your local firearms show still offers the opportunity to get all your MAGA memorabilia done in one stop. Get your cousin Jeb a “Let’s Go Brandon” flag. There are also “F**k Biden” stickers for the more obscene truck-driving cousin/girlfriend in your life.

8. There’s also a lot of paranoia.​

One of the major themes at gun shows is the idea that jack-booted thugs are coming to confiscate your guns. Vendors profit off this paranoia by offering ways to hide your guns, undetectable firearms and even kits so you can build your own.

Aside from hocking hate for “big government,” they also sell fear. If you listen to anyone at a gun show, your ammunition doesn’t have enough “stopping power,” your magazine doesn’t hold enough bullets and you don’t own enough firearms for when the “s**t hits the fan.” Or maybe you own five big guns, but do you have a laser sight for when an intruder comes at night? Instead of reloading, you’re probably going to need some extra magazines. If you don’t know how to handle all that, you should enroll in this tactical training class, where you can learn how to kill people more efficiently for a mere $259 per class.

I’m sure there’s a signup sheet.

10. It’s kind of scary.​

Don’t be fooled that the average gun show attendee is a hillbilly or someone whose neck might be slightly redder than normal. Nope, there were all kinds of white people—from boat shoe wearers to skateboarders. And some of them were not just casual shoppers. I saw a son helping his father fill a 70-gallon plastic tub with ammunition. I spoke with a husband clearly on his way to the golf course purchasing a two-shot Derringer for his wife. Because of gun shows, I now assume every white person is armed.

Oh, I’m not guessing. A white, male, evangelical Republican is statistically more likely to own a gun than not, according to Public Religion Research Institute.

In 2019, more than 8,700 people were serving time in a federal or state prison for committing a crime with a gun they purchased without a background check. More than 2,000 of those people purchased their firearms at a gun show.

Molon Labe, indeed.
 
Every want a disposable weapon, talk to your local pot dealer, he can hook your ass up pretty quick.

Of course, he might be a fed asset.
MJ isn't an inherently violent market. It is controlled the same when it's big cities or organized crime, but especially with MMJ/rec states it's way more likely to just be some dude flipping ounces or qwops with a scale. Generally even local leadership will have tacit understandings with their paid LEOs that part of MJ not getting touched is guns staying well and clear of that whole situation. Things are generally low-level enough outside of shitholes they don't need to get violent. If the need does arise they were likely calling in well-regulated friends from out of town anyway. The friends-of-friends I'm recalling would certainly have sounded like they were willing to "hook you up" but that either meant the LEO on their payroll/blackmail (these are always paired) would get a "white" arrest to make them look good, or they would call their "Problem Solving" line in the city their bosses operated out of.

Heroin/meth/pills will be the more likely winner here. They are actually willing to work deals like this and their customer base is infinitely more likely to regularly have weapons they trade for drugs. I'd include MDMA/Cocaine in that list but at least where I'm aware of they are making way too much money and taking too many risks already to do side-business like that.
 
Black people do not have a monopoly on hot sauce. most hot sauce makers are white or Asian
They mean Tabasco and Louisiana "hot" sauce. Anything past 50k Scovilles makes them shit themselves. You can't tell most of the time because they usually smell like cocoa butter and unwashed ass already.
 
The author's personal interpretation of Spartans and the Battle of Thermopylae is very telling. He thinks the Spartans were dumb for dying on that hill, and to be ridiculed for standing up to the Persian Empire. It's like he doesn't know their sacrifice inspired the Greeks to ultimately push the Persians out and back to their sandy hellhole where they belonged.
Fake niggas always talking shit about real niggas.
 
"Why are gun shows so white?"
Because by literal statistics a large number of nonwhites with guns aren't legally allowed to own guns, and because white people have the same rights you do you black-supremacistic dumbass.
 
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Why are gun shows so white?
Because you're in America you fucking idiot.

Why are Mexican cartels so brown?
Why are the crips and bloodz so black?
Why are STEM fields so Yellow?


Technically, it was three, but I was arrested at the third, and the Klan didn’t show up
Why would you admit to being caught in a glownigger sting filled with other glownigs?
 
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Go to the hood if you want black people shooting guns
 
It sounds like gun shows are popular with a lot of boomers and boomer tier types that listen to a lot of doom splainers and conspiritards. Also, a lot of clowns that like to play gun dress up with attachments. Like the kind of people you see showing off their guns in videos and doing a negligent discharge. The kind of people that if you see them with a gun, you better get away from them fast.

I always found the whole molon labe thing to be boomer tier and gay.
 
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The only problem with gun shows is there is always that ones asshole selling Confederate and Nazi "Memorabilia" in the corner that all the other vendors hate (At least the one in Virginia I've been too a couple of times). Like dude, we just want to buy some guns and ammo. Maybe some home made jerky and some shitty coffee made by "veterans" but really just some guns, ammo and some gun related accessories.
 
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The only problem with gun shows is there is always that ones asshole selling Confederate and Nazi "Memorabilia" in the corner that all the other vendors hate (At least the one in Virginia I've been too a couple of times). Like dude, we just want to buy some guns and ammo. Maybe some home made jerky and some shitty coffee made by "veterans" but really just some guns, ammo and some gun related accessories.
What's so wrong with confederate and Nazi memorabilia? Nazi stuff is cool.
"I spend 5k on my AR and Kit and zero time doing cardio. I am the sheepdog, Mow Lon Lahb!"
The obese prepper tard boomer is a total meme.
 

‘Why are gun shows so white?’​


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What's so wrong with confederate and Nazi memorabilia? Nazi stuff is cool.
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there is this really fine line between "Oh hey, history stuff" and the "Ohhhh, you are trying to recreate this" dudes. Lets just stick to the guns and shit.
 
Why are gun shows predominantly white? Probably because white people started most of them. Ain't gotta prose racepsychotic to understand life.
 
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