Why are nurses always so horny?

[Pee Cola]

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[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

because they spend all day gossiping about their patient's penis size. that is bound to make anyone horny.

 

[draggs]

They're constantly touching people and seeing them nudie

Even today there's still lots of non-null sized people around

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

because they spend all day gossiping about their patient's penis size. that is bound to make anyone horny.

On the upside, growers aren't at a disadvantage when they're dead. The truth finally comes out.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

because all the nurses are gay.
unsure what the girls are doing

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

They're constantly touching people

This is also the reason hairstylists are always DTF.

 

[waffle]

It's probably related to them also all being like the Sam Hyde "smelly jock girls" segment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX_C8_0kXf4

 

[OrionBalls]

Everyone in the hospital is. It's a high stress workplace.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

There's just something about the profession that turns women into the biggest whores possible. Do not date or marry a nurse.

 

[Spud]

There's just something about the profession that turns women into the biggest whores possible. Do not date or marry a nurse.

I have no fucking choice bro, she's chained me to the gurney and has been force feeding me Viagra since my admission. It's not that bad though, if the erections do last longer than 4 hours I can quickly see a doctor.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

There's just something about the profession that turns women into the biggest whores possible. Do not date or marry a nurse.

my mom is a nurse and BMJ has confirmed that she is a huge whore.

also, thread theme:

 

[Moths]

Probably brain damage from all the disinfectant chemicals