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Step aside, Na’vi version of Sigourney Weaver: A new blue avatar is becoming famous. If you apply to one of several large corporations today, you might see a blue guy that looks like the Walmart version of Disney’s wide-eyed style of animation. No, it’s not a company mascot; it’s actually part of your evaluation.

The blue avatars are part of a long and confusing personality quiz in the hiring process at a handful of big companies. Many applicants find their presence not only bizarre, but also a bit insulting.

The blue people are courtesy of Paradox.ai, which boasts several billion-dollar companies as clients, including McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Citizens, and more. It’s worth noting that not all of the clients of Paradox.ai use the personality test feature, as different spokespeople from Citizens, 3M, and CVS Health all confirm. Still, many have taken to social media to express their confusion as to why this extra hoop—a long, bizarre personality test—is being placed in front of applicants considering many of these same companies claim to suffer a staffing shortage.

“Getting a dishwashing job at Olive Garden now requires a personality test from an AI company where you respond to more than 60 slides featuring a blue alien called Ash,” tweets Emanual Maiberg, who first reported on said quiz in a larger piece for 404 Media.

Already strung out and cynical about the state of work, employees and job applicants found these types of assessments to be the final nail in the coffin. Although economists maintain that we’re in a tight job market, the hunt is longer and trickier than it used to be in part because of extraneous quizzes and interviews. Just last year, the average time it took to hire an employee reached a record high of 44 days, per Josh Bersin Company and AMS.

“Companies are quick to fire and then are very slow to hire,” says Dan Schawbel, managing partner at Workplace Intelligence, comparing the current situation to the job market coming out of the 2008 recession.

The long, winding, blue road to an Olive Garden job
Let’s say you decide to apply for a job at Olive Garden. One of the first things you’ll see is an A.I. chatbot named Olivia (named after, and using the likeness of, the Paradox’s founder’s fiancée).

After answering a couple of screening questions, you’ll get a pop-up for the personality assessment, illustrated with weird blue humanoids. The personality quiz itself will tell you there’s “not one right answer,” but to look at the picture and either click “me” or “not me” if the depiction of the blue avatar describes how you might act, or feel. You’ll see a bunch of slides like this, featuring the blue avatars in situations like grabbing pizza before others partake, or engaging in artistic endeavors. The process culminates with the AI system telling you your Big 5 personality traits. Many have commented on Maiberg’s tweet to discuss how dystopian these tests feel. Some suggest not being honest on the tests, as answers can be used against you.

Part of the whole process is seeing if you’ll be a willing cog in the machine or rage against it. Companies often shirk applicants that aren’t personality fits “because they don’t want this person that they’re hiring to shake things up. They really want someone to fall in line with the status quo,” says Schawbel.

Dr. Heather Myers, chief IO psychologist at Traitify by Paradox (the official name of the personality test), tells Fortune the personality test can be done in under two minutes, claiming the competition rates for their tests are “significantly higher” than other assessments and that turnover has decreased by up to 25% for Paradox’s clients. Myers says Paradox’s goal is to “simplify the hiring process and remove friction for job applicants,” and that while it’s not meant to eliminate a company’s human decision-making process, automation can help neutralize dead ends and create a more efficient job system.

But in attempting to alleviate employers’ frustration, Paradox is stirring employee frustration—it’s a bit of a paradox, if you will. The test is a way to filter out applicants, according to Schawbel. Adding that it’s a way of seeing who really wants the gig by “put[ting] individuals through the gauntlet,” he explains it “weeds out a lot of people.”

“Paradox was created entirely because we were frustrated by the experience of finding and getting jobs, too,” Adam Godson, Paradox’s president and chief product officer says. “So, we fully appreciate the job seeker perspective.” He added that there’s been too much friction and obstacles in the hiring process at many companies, and that Traitify is a way to take out those obstacles and conflict.

But if one side of the relationship is this irritated, obviously something is wrong. “The goal is, how do we make the entire hiring process good for employers and employees,” says Schawbel. “And if it’s only good for one party, then it’s a broken matchmaking system, or broken hiring system.” He adds that a long process creates more frustration, as burnt out employees are overburdened while they wait for help.


Worker shortage or picky employers?
Despite Paradox’s asserted intentions, the personality tests seem to have struck a chord with people, and not in a good way.

A prospective software engineer for FedEx went viral after posting screenshots of Paradox’s “bizarre personality test” to Reddit, voicing their frustration about “how blatantly prejudicial this type of thing is.” The applicant said they withdrew their application, having felt unrepresented by the results and areas of the test saying they had room to grow.

Another user posted about the same test that Olive Garden gave them. “Man I just want a dishwasher job,” they said. Someone in the comment section asserted, “this is just my opinion, but companies cant [sic] find anyone to hire anymore because they have set their standards so stupidly high that no one seems worth while.”

Indeed, companies are adding these personality tests “for a reason, because they can get away with it,” says Schawbel, explaining that, even if they cry hiring shortage wolf, they are getting enough qualified applicants to want to filter some out. It means that both within the white-collar and blue collar fields, application processes are feeling increasingly long and tiring. And that doesn’t come without consequences. These candidates who have a bad experience are also more likely to be deterred from applying again to the company, to complain about it on social media, and also avoid said company for services in their personal lives, he adds, pointing to past research and studies.

Over the last couple of years, companies in the retail and hospitality sectors (the sectors in which Paradox has many clients)) have complained of staffing issues. During The Great Resignation, many workers left their jobs to find opportunities with less stressful working conditions and greater pay.

But the companies complaining it’s hard to hire and retain right now aren’t making applicants’ lives any easier as they deliver a slew of questions, quizzes, and interviews for jobs that don’t even offer competitive wages. Interview processes have gotten longer in general, according to experts from CNBC Make It. As for the hiring managers, “maybe they’re being too picky. But they don’t think they are,” Schawbel says.

It’s just part of the process, if you ask Olive Garden. “This is one of many ways our restaurant leaders assess candidates to ensure they have the right people in the right roles — which sets our team members up for success and provides great guest experiences,” a spokesperson for Darden Restaurants, which owns Olive Garden, said in a statement to Fortune.

Still, tired job applicants are understandably feeling a bit bristled by having to take the time to pretend to want to work somewhere. “Just in case you’re wondering, it’s absolute hell trying to get jobs of any kind out here, and that’s why half of America is struggling to pay rent (including me),” one person said, quote-tweeting Maiberg’s post.

“I think we’re going to reach a breaking point in labor soon. employers have gone completely off the rails and people are exhausted,” a Twitter user claimed. Americans are feeling disenchanted by their jobs and staring down the barrel of a long job market, these personality tests are all enough to leave us feeling, well … blue.

 
i feel you. back when i was NEET and was trying to not be NEET anymore i had the same experience. like nigga why is it so difficult for a normal white guy to get an entry level job? it's just stacking boxes at retail or working a counter at a gas station. but apparently a HS degree, no criminal background, and a willingness to work means im not qualified for that or something.

it was really disheartening, i just wanted to stop being a neet and be a normal person with a job, but i guess because im not a black guy with 10 felonies i have to be stuck with no income. so much for my white privilege.
If it makes you feel any better, they don't want white female autists, either.

Good luck even getting the manager to interview you. For some reason, the actual manager is never present when I'm scheduled. The people who do these interviews are inexperienced, so even the goddamned management doesn't have its shit together. Left hand isn't talking to the right, but I'm the one who isn't fit for the job? I know it's pretty much by design, but it still chaps my ass to get dressed to the nines and come in enthusiastic, but end up finding out the manager isn't even in for an interview that was scheduled!
 
i feel you. back when i was NEET and was trying to not be NEET anymore i had the same experience. like nigga why is it so difficult for a normal white guy to get an entry level job? it's just stacking boxes at retail or working a counter at a gas station. but apparently a HS degree, no criminal background, and a willingness to work means im not qualified for that or something.

it was really disheartening, i just wanted to stop being a neet and be a normal person with a job, but i guess because im not a black guy with 10 felonies i have to be stuck with no income. so much for my white privilege.
It's gotten to a point where I've even bullshitted the EEO disclosures or just said "I do not wish to answer" because I figured that maybe that was it, that because I'm saying I'm a white male their HR Diversity Screening software is dumping my resume, but even then it doesn't seem to matter and they still can it anyway. It's LITERALLY like nowhere is even hiring.
 
Real Cyberpunk dystopia shit. And these people wonder why people are mad and want higher salaries, or why Milenials/Gen Z/Gen Alpha wanna clock out.

This sounds to me like them misunderstanding why people are quitting and refusing to work, and taking the wrong lessons to double down on stupid shit and not adress the actual problem.

When I am at work I am there to work, not to join a fucking cult. If I am gonna give 100% of my energy to something and really get into something, it will be for something I care about and have passion for. Not a fucking minimum wage job. Hell, maybe not even a high paying one.

The fucking entitlement of these HR creatures to think they can demand the submission and loyalty of people towards their fucking corporation of fucking minimum wage workers like they are some sort of serf class who needs Noble CEOs to defend them from barbarians.
 
It's gotten to a point where I've even bullshitted the EEO disclosures or just said "I do not wish to answer" because I figured that maybe that was it, that because I'm saying I'm a white male their HR Diversity Screening software is dumping my resume, but even then it doesn't seem to matter and they still can it anyway. It's LITERALLY like nowhere is even hiring.
They're doing one of three five (see General Emílio Médici's post) things:
1. They're not looking to hire anyone for a decent wage; they're looking for a unicorn who will do a shitload of work for federal minimum wage.
2. They already hired someone but are legally obligated to put out a hiring notice, so everyone's getting fucked.
3. They're planning on hiring someone using the H1R Visa shit so they can underpay them, but are required to look for domestic employees before they're allowed to get immigrants. Obviously they won't hire anyone domestically - it's just there to satisfy the red tape requirements.
 
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Real Cyberpunk dystopia shit. And these people wonder why people are mad and want higher salaries, or why Milenials/Gen Z/Gen Alpha wanna clock out.

This sounds to me like them misunderstanding why people are quitting and refusing to work, and taking the wrong lessons to double down on stupid shit and not adress the actual problem.

When I am at work I am there to work, not to join a fucking cult. If I am gonna give 100% of my energy to something and really get into something, it will be for something I care about and have passion for. Not a fucking minimum wage job. Hell, maybe not even a high paying one.

The fucking entitlement of these HR creatures to think they can demand the submission and loyalty of people towards their fucking corporation of fucking minimum wage workers like they are some sort of serf class who needs Noble CEOs to defend them from barbarians.
They don't have to address the real issues when people are desperate. Just keep everyone desperate , but not desperate enough to burn it all to the ground.
 
They don't have to address the real issues when people are desperate. Just keep everyone desperate , but not desperate enough to burn it all to the ground.
The few that are desperate get caught by glowies who want to justify their existence to themselves and the clapping seals that make up the comfortably-employed radlibs.
 
They're doing one of three things:
1. They're not looking to hire anyone for a decent wage, so they're looking for a golden goose who will do a shitload of work for federal minimum wage.
2. They already hired someone but are legally obligated to put out a hiring notice, so everyone's getting fucked.
3. They're planning on hiring someone using the H1R Visa shit so they can underpay them, but are required to look for domestic employees before they're allowed to get immigrants. Obviously they won't hire anyone domestically - it's just there to satisfy the red tape requirements.

You forgot the 4th option: They want to know about candidates so they can keep a backlog of people who they can pull on a whim once someone leaves, especially if they are a bullshit boss/company with a high turnover rate.

And the super secret 5th option reserved for Platinum H.R.: They are not hiring at all, the ads exist merely to pretend that they are so they can claim growth on quarterly reviews.
 
You forgot the 4th option: They want to know about candidates so they can keep a backlog of people who they can pull on a whim once someone leaves, especially if they are a bullshit boss/company with a high turnover rate.

And the super secret 5th option reserved for Platinum H.R.: They are not hiring at all, the ads exist merely to pretend that they are so they can claim growth on quarterly reviews.
I completely forgot about those two - that last one especially insidious.

Incidentally, I suspect that fourth one is how I got a call back from a place that I applied to several months ago. It was one of the places where the interview was scheduled but the actual manager didn't show up. Shows how much they care - especially since it's one of the companies still paying 10 dollars an hour when everyone else is paying 12. The woman who interviewed me told me some stuff she shouldn't have about that particular location, and it sounds like I dodged a bullet.
 
If you think this is bad, there are material science jobs in defense that aren't even all that complex and demand 8 hour, all day interviews for mid level positions. Sometimes 2 or 3 days in a row. All day. An online personality test is stupid and annoying, but it's getting insane in high level real jobs. I think some sort of temp-to-hire thing for 2 weeks to a month would be a lot better to really figure out if someone can hack it.

Most of the time I think they're just doing this to waste time and appear to be looking to hire so the government mostly stays off their backs.

Oh and one time they were ready to hire this guy after 2 weeks of playing around, but he admitted that he wanted a future in energy instead of defense, so they declined him and still haven't filled the role.
 
like nigga why is it so difficult for a normal white guy to get an entry level job?
If it makes you feel any better the over qualification crisis is real. I’m seeing actual medics over here get hired as entry level flunkies for admin.
think some sort of temp-to-hire thing for 2 weeks to a month would be a lot better to really figure out if someone can hack it.
Is job probation a thing over there? Here it’s usually six months where you’re on probation and they can fire you at will.
 
If it makes you feel any better the over qualification crisis is real. I’m seeing actual medics over here get hired as entry level flunkies for admin.

Is job probation a thing over there? Here it’s usually six months where you’re on probation and they can fire you at will.
Job probation in the US is usually 90 days, iirc. Most states, save for Montana, are at-will regardless of probation.
 
This is the end result of people fucking around with their jobs during the pandemic and quitting with no notice to go live off gibs. Employers feel like they got burned, and this is their response.
Employers were jerking people around like this well before the pandemic even started. I was getting "ghost job" interviews and being asked to drive 7 hours to answer questions CLEARLY indicated on my resume back in 2013... and this was for jobs that require a professional qualification, not fucking Olive Garden.
 
I'm about to make you hate the whole thing even more: the entire principle is bullshit. The only reason they do anything post resume submission is to hook you emotionally as to having put effort forth to obtain the position when it's offered. It's meant to curtail you asking for anything higher than the offer, and finally it's meant to prey on your own equity in time: "I participated therefore I deserve this position".

It's just predatory behavior that's common with employers these days. The "wanting ppl to fall in line" schtick is a midwits take on a system when they're totally ok with with what's going on.
There may be some truth there when we talk about giant companies, but I think it's more a by-product of the lack of a proper organization and bureaucracy.

HR is such a special role, in that these people are almost always out of their depth when it comes to the actual job they interview for. Their job is pretty much to thin out the field before someone else can give the candidates an actual test drive. And they are tolerated because nobody else who actually know their shit wants to do this job.

They won't admit that they don't know anything, so they'll have you do something they feel more confortable with instead.

Personality tests can be useful for people who work in teams to be honest. But even then, they are not essential either.

However, it's kind of mind-blowing that they would be wasting their time on a 90 sec test for a restaurant job. It's not like people are staying in these jobs anyway. Then again, it might be a time gain if they usually have HR try to do the same verbally.

I tried to find info on Paradox Inc but came up pretty much empty handed. I wonder if people in these massive companies may have funded this company.

SaaS can generate quite a lot of income at this scale, especially when you consider that Olive Garden is just one brand owned by Darden Restaurants, Inc., a public company.

If you can lower your HR costs using automated tools by having a company you control or own part of to fill in the contract, you probably win on both sides.

Then again, maybe this is skizo conspiracy theories and it's just what it looks like.

ETA: also, the website might say .ai, but this is not AI. It's not learning anything, it's just a normal software/HRM, there are free alternatives out there, but they take more time and are more precise.
 
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I just hired a builder who passed a vocational training course as a programmer. I told him, please take the job or they'll gonna foist a j*urnalist or a ps*chologist on me. He laughed and I decided he was qualified enough. He starts tomorrow.
 
I think it's funny pseudoscientific "personality tests" are acceptable when hiring someone but IQ tests are forbidden. Might as well hire based on their zodiac sign.

Not that someone needs to take an IQ test to work at Olive Garden or CVS, that's retarded but for higher level and technical positions?
 
If it makes you feel any better the over qualification crisis is real. I’m seeing actual medics over here get hired as entry level flunkies for admin.

Is job probation a thing over there? Here it’s usually six months where you’re on probation and they can fire you at will.
Probatation lol? It's 'right to work' which means 'right to be fired for any or no reason at anytime'. Sometimes they'll come up with a pretense to get rid of someone, often not really unless they're a protected class.
 
Being forced to do these stupid personality tests over and over just to not even get a call back from the most bottom of the barrel minimum wage jobs made me real happy to see these same jobs begging for employees during covid. Fucking suffer. I'm out of that game now.
 
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