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Step aside, Na’vi version of Sigourney Weaver: A new blue avatar is becoming famous. If you apply to one of several large corporations today, you might see a blue guy that looks like the Walmart version of Disney’s wide-eyed style of animation. No, it’s not a company mascot; it’s actually part of your evaluation.

The blue avatars are part of a long and confusing personality quiz in the hiring process at a handful of big companies. Many applicants find their presence not only bizarre, but also a bit insulting.

The blue people are courtesy of Paradox.ai, which boasts several billion-dollar companies as clients, including McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Citizens, and more. It’s worth noting that not all of the clients of Paradox.ai use the personality test feature, as different spokespeople from Citizens, 3M, and CVS Health all confirm. Still, many have taken to social media to express their confusion as to why this extra hoop—a long, bizarre personality test—is being placed in front of applicants considering many of these same companies claim to suffer a staffing shortage.

“Getting a dishwashing job at Olive Garden now requires a personality test from an AI company where you respond to more than 60 slides featuring a blue alien called Ash,” tweets Emanual Maiberg, who first reported on said quiz in a larger piece for 404 Media.

Already strung out and cynical about the state of work, employees and job applicants found these types of assessments to be the final nail in the coffin. Although economists maintain that we’re in a tight job market, the hunt is longer and trickier than it used to be in part because of extraneous quizzes and interviews. Just last year, the average time it took to hire an employee reached a record high of 44 days, per Josh Bersin Company and AMS.

“Companies are quick to fire and then are very slow to hire,” says Dan Schawbel, managing partner at Workplace Intelligence, comparing the current situation to the job market coming out of the 2008 recession.

The long, winding, blue road to an Olive Garden job
Let’s say you decide to apply for a job at Olive Garden. One of the first things you’ll see is an A.I. chatbot named Olivia (named after, and using the likeness of, the Paradox’s founder’s fiancée).

After answering a couple of screening questions, you’ll get a pop-up for the personality assessment, illustrated with weird blue humanoids. The personality quiz itself will tell you there’s “not one right answer,” but to look at the picture and either click “me” or “not me” if the depiction of the blue avatar describes how you might act, or feel. You’ll see a bunch of slides like this, featuring the blue avatars in situations like grabbing pizza before others partake, or engaging in artistic endeavors. The process culminates with the AI system telling you your Big 5 personality traits. Many have commented on Maiberg’s tweet to discuss how dystopian these tests feel. Some suggest not being honest on the tests, as answers can be used against you.

Part of the whole process is seeing if you’ll be a willing cog in the machine or rage against it. Companies often shirk applicants that aren’t personality fits “because they don’t want this person that they’re hiring to shake things up. They really want someone to fall in line with the status quo,” says Schawbel.

Dr. Heather Myers, chief IO psychologist at Traitify by Paradox (the official name of the personality test), tells Fortune the personality test can be done in under two minutes, claiming the competition rates for their tests are “significantly higher” than other assessments and that turnover has decreased by up to 25% for Paradox’s clients. Myers says Paradox’s goal is to “simplify the hiring process and remove friction for job applicants,” and that while it’s not meant to eliminate a company’s human decision-making process, automation can help neutralize dead ends and create a more efficient job system.

But in attempting to alleviate employers’ frustration, Paradox is stirring employee frustration—it’s a bit of a paradox, if you will. The test is a way to filter out applicants, according to Schawbel. Adding that it’s a way of seeing who really wants the gig by “put[ting] individuals through the gauntlet,” he explains it “weeds out a lot of people.”

“Paradox was created entirely because we were frustrated by the experience of finding and getting jobs, too,” Adam Godson, Paradox’s president and chief product officer says. “So, we fully appreciate the job seeker perspective.” He added that there’s been too much friction and obstacles in the hiring process at many companies, and that Traitify is a way to take out those obstacles and conflict.

But if one side of the relationship is this irritated, obviously something is wrong. “The goal is, how do we make the entire hiring process good for employers and employees,” says Schawbel. “And if it’s only good for one party, then it’s a broken matchmaking system, or broken hiring system.” He adds that a long process creates more frustration, as burnt out employees are overburdened while they wait for help.


Worker shortage or picky employers?
Despite Paradox’s asserted intentions, the personality tests seem to have struck a chord with people, and not in a good way.

A prospective software engineer for FedEx went viral after posting screenshots of Paradox’s “bizarre personality test” to Reddit, voicing their frustration about “how blatantly prejudicial this type of thing is.” The applicant said they withdrew their application, having felt unrepresented by the results and areas of the test saying they had room to grow.

Another user posted about the same test that Olive Garden gave them. “Man I just want a dishwasher job,” they said. Someone in the comment section asserted, “this is just my opinion, but companies cant [sic] find anyone to hire anymore because they have set their standards so stupidly high that no one seems worth while.”

Indeed, companies are adding these personality tests “for a reason, because they can get away with it,” says Schawbel, explaining that, even if they cry hiring shortage wolf, they are getting enough qualified applicants to want to filter some out. It means that both within the white-collar and blue collar fields, application processes are feeling increasingly long and tiring. And that doesn’t come without consequences. These candidates who have a bad experience are also more likely to be deterred from applying again to the company, to complain about it on social media, and also avoid said company for services in their personal lives, he adds, pointing to past research and studies.

Over the last couple of years, companies in the retail and hospitality sectors (the sectors in which Paradox has many clients)) have complained of staffing issues. During The Great Resignation, many workers left their jobs to find opportunities with less stressful working conditions and greater pay.

But the companies complaining it’s hard to hire and retain right now aren’t making applicants’ lives any easier as they deliver a slew of questions, quizzes, and interviews for jobs that don’t even offer competitive wages. Interview processes have gotten longer in general, according to experts from CNBC Make It. As for the hiring managers, “maybe they’re being too picky. But they don’t think they are,” Schawbel says.

It’s just part of the process, if you ask Olive Garden. “This is one of many ways our restaurant leaders assess candidates to ensure they have the right people in the right roles — which sets our team members up for success and provides great guest experiences,” a spokesperson for Darden Restaurants, which owns Olive Garden, said in a statement to Fortune.

Still, tired job applicants are understandably feeling a bit bristled by having to take the time to pretend to want to work somewhere. “Just in case you’re wondering, it’s absolute hell trying to get jobs of any kind out here, and that’s why half of America is struggling to pay rent (including me),” one person said, quote-tweeting Maiberg’s post.

“I think we’re going to reach a breaking point in labor soon. employers have gone completely off the rails and people are exhausted,” a Twitter user claimed. Americans are feeling disenchanted by their jobs and staring down the barrel of a long job market, these personality tests are all enough to leave us feeling, well … blue.

 
There was no legislative process.
It was a supreme court ruling called "Duke Power Company" by the most communist bench ever to sit.

I don't know about most communist, but the Duke Power Company decision was definitely what killed IQ testing in job applications.

Which is why, as a knock-on effect of this, employers started using college degrees as a proxy for some combination of intelligence/education/willingnesses-to-put-up-with-bullshit-and-follow-instructions, since A) it's easier to make the case that college education is a 'legitimate' grounds to discriminate than IQ, since in theory anyone can get a college degree, and B) everyone involved in both challenging and defending the status quo has a vested interest in protecting the worth of their own educational attainment, so they're not going to argue against the piece of paper which gives their opinions weight in the first place.

This of course led to the conventional wisdom in America, from the 1970s on, "get a degree in something even if you don't plan on getting a job related to your major," which when combined with the risk-free infinite money cheat (for bankers!) of making college loans non-dischargeable in bankruptcy in the 1990s, is why we have the annual cost of college educations exceeding 80K in some institutions.

So, you may have five years experience in the field, but if you don't have a degree, you'll lose out to a brand-new grad who did a "college major" (i.e. "I was too dumb/unfocused/intoxicated to finish an actual major program") with a Senior Year Thesis entitled, "There's the Fiesta! Temporality, Alteriority and Cocksucking: A Queer Retarded LatinX Auto-ethnography," and not just because that other candidate's demonstrated aptitude in oral persuasion skills. Also, as someone with five years in the field, you're also likely to have a better sense of your worth as an employee, and might risk standing up for yourself occasionally, and we can't have that!
 
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As someone who's done work around HR long enough to see "Behind the curtain", I can actually give a bit of info on this. First off, the tests aren't new, but they've gained a lot of popularity with big corporations over the last decade or so. Most of them are based on the "Four Animals" Test. It's a 2-axis test of People Oriented vs Task Oriented and Assertive vs Passive. It puts you into one of four quadrants. Here's what they mean and (what HR thinks it means):
  • "Lion" - Assertive/Task. Supposed to be good leaders. (Selfish/Bossy/Starting fights)
  • "Otter" - Assertive/People. Supposed to be Class clowns/fun guys. (Slackers/Troublemakers/Rulebreakers)
  • "Golden Retriever" - Passive/People. Supposed to be good team players. (Drones/Doormats/Tattletales)
  • "Beavers" - Passive/Task. Supposed to be problem solvers. (Problem-makers/antisocial/know-it-alls)

The main differences are that they used to do it in-house instead of outsourced and they used to wait until you were actually hired to do it. They'd present it as a "Fun, group activity to get to know each other", but they were definitely recording peoples' results into their files. I don't know the exact metrics of how it was used, but I know it was looked at for considering promotions (Beavers and Lions were prioritized for Middle Management).
Sounds identical to the IC-DISC assessment.
 
The truth is the only way to get a job is to know someone. I got shitcanned last week and you bet I’m reaching out to any person who even breathed in my direction for work. Never got a job off of any online application that wasn’t under the table Craigslist shit. You’re better off walking into a place with a resume and confusing the people working there than wasting hours and months and years of time with online applications. Feelsbadbros.jpg
 
I’ve had to have fbi background checks, I’ve had to do manual dexterity tests like picking up slippery pins with tweasers and putting them in something like a cribbage board, and I’ve had to do math tests.

I’ve had truncated personality type tests, but not anything over like ten minutes.

I don’t think this is really new, just some industries are starting to have to go through what simple factory workers like myself have had to put up with for a long time.
Part of the problem is that these tests are made by people who don't have any understanding of what the job is.

This is the end result of people fucking around with their jobs during the pandemic and quitting with no notice to go live off gibs. Employers feel like they got burned, and this is their response.
The pandemic forced a lot of people to go through a lot of hoops just to keep their same job and pay, if not outright "no shot, no job". Trying to get people back from WFH included a lot of laughable "benefits" like "we'll donate money to charity".

I don't expect would-be employers to kiss my ass but the least they could do is try to go back to the way things were and not waste time with humiliating bullshit.
 
Sounds identical to the IC-DISC assessment.
It is, actually. It's a simplified version with the serial numbers filed off and the quadrants disguised as animals to make it seem "Fun" and not like a corporate tool to classify their workers.

They used to use the Myers Briggs one (The I/E S/N F/T P/J one), but those got actually licensed and they'd have to pay to use them in a business environment.

It's definitely Orwellian and scummy, but once you know about the test, it's child's play to manipulate it. And you should know what answers they want anyway by thinking "What would the company want to hear in this situation?"

The really obnoxious ones are the "Situation" tests, where they ask if it's okay to do X in a situation. I've seen at least 3 of them that put out well over a hundred questions, with most of them being blatant red-flag questions

If you're exceptional enough to answer "Sometimes it is acceptable to steal from an employer if you feel your wages are too low" with "Agree", you shouldn't be surprised when they don't call you back.
 
The amount of bullshit and failed jobs and failed opportunities is immense. One stunt Kroger did and I'm sure still does is list a possible list of careers at every store, so you look at your local Kroger and they say they're hiring for deli/bakery, gas station attendant, checker, bagger, produce, what have you. And then it turns out that they don't actually have that.

I looked into Costco and they're pulling the same stunt.
Protip: When you see flyers taped to the door and windows in comic sans clearly made by the local manager, then you know they're actually hiring.
 
But it also filters out the ones who want to get to the actual hands-on-material work instead of wasting time on something completely extraneous and obviously done just to award a contract to an outside vendor.... If I saw this? It'd be a big red flag for me that this company is not worth my time because it's probably riddled with dozens of other productivity-sucking directives and there's probably multiple tiers of management above me when only one is needed, making every simple request an exercise in hoop-jumping and frustration.


When I was a kid, the "personality test" part of every application was "have you been convicted of a felony?"

And the "do you really want to work here and be a REAL team player?" question was answered "yes" by picking up the application.

This whole "personality test" bullcrap is adding extra unneeded steps to the process solely so one of the tens of thousands of useless graduates the colleges pumped out in the late 00's and early 10's can run their own business from home as "consultants" and all the smart workers, the ones you SHOULD be hiring, can see it and are saying "The Hell with this" -


The reason I'd refuse to do a kindergarten-level "name these animals" test as part of getting a minimum wage part time job isn't because I'm too lazy to check the box for "Giraffe" , it's because it's a fucking insult to do that to a 30 year old dude who is applying to put boxes on a truck.....
its getting rid of retards and smug retards who think they're too good for the job. Personality tests for regular jobs arent new, they just didnt have cartoons and animations with them. 60 sentences, strongly agree<-->strongly disagree. so chalk it up to illiteracy or smartphones.
 
The entire online application process is trash and it's not only because of this (these tests aren't new, as other posters have mentioned, I ran into them back in 2019). Oh you have a resume with all your information to upload? Cool, now type all that information back into our own proprietary database. That's IF there is even an upload option. Then, take a bunch of retard tests and hope the software doesn't glitch or you'll be starting over. THEN sit on your ass and wait for corporate, who isn't even in the same state as the job you're applying for, to get back to you (it's not gonna happen).

For jobs in upper management, highly technical work, C-suite? Sure. But that's not where you see all this bullshit. I was surprised it was so prevalent for menial labor and trade work. It's not necessarily for huge corporations either, though it's not the mom-and-pops and independents.

Half the time you can't even figure out what location the job is supposed to be at when it's a multiple shop organization. I have figured out which shop it was by process of elimination and walked in with my resume, asking to speak with the manager, and being told straight up that doing so wasn't even an option. Some dumbshit bitch in HR has to look at your resume (as if she knows what she's looking at) BEFORE the actual operations manager can even consider you for the job. That shit is retarded and all corporations deserve every bad thing that happens to them. Unfortuantely, there's so much monopoly/duopoly and market dominance today, along with their infinite money borrowing abilities, that they're unlikely to go out of business. It's the small shops, as always, that suffer.
 
its getting rid of retards and smug retards who think they're too good for the job. Personality tests for regular jobs arent new, they just didnt have cartoons and animations with them. 60 sentences, strongly agree<-->strongly disagree. so chalk it up to illiteracy or smartphones.
I seem to remember that there are a number of questions that are identical just worded differently. "Do you think it's NOT okay to NOT shoot your coworkers in cold blood?" (Strongly Agree --- Strongly Disagree)
 
I seem to remember that there are a number of questions that are identical just worded differently. "Do you think it's NOT okay to NOT shoot your coworkers in cold blood?" (Strongly Agree --- Strongly Disagree)
yeah it took 10 minutes tops. this ai shit seems stupid but kids today are stupid and covid made even more people stupider than usual.
 
I seem to remember that there are a number of questions that are identical just worded differently. "Do you think it's NOT okay to NOT shoot your coworkers in cold blood?" (Strongly Agree --- Strongly Disagree)
Double negatives are annoying, but just remember that a negative number multiplied by a negative number is a positive number. That helps when deciphering some of this gobbledygook.
 
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I'm about to make you hate the whole thing even more: the entire principle is bullshit. The only reason they do anything post resume submission is to hook you emotionally as to having put effort forth to obtain the position when it's offered. It's meant to curtail you asking for anything higher than the offer, and finally it's meant to prey on your own equity in time: "I participated therefore I deserve this position".

It's just predatory behavior that's common with employers these days. The "wanting ppl to fall in line" schtick is a midwits take on a system when they're totally ok with with what's going on.
These fucking tests are supposed to weed out shooters, problems, people who might have self-esteem, have any self-worth, or might not put up with stupid shit.
Late, but it's not just this. It's also to weed out people with learning disabilities, and mental disorders without technically violating the Americans with Disabilities Act.

It's why they ask you so many questions about whether, or not you have anger issues, trouble focusing, anxiety, etc. Asking things like that in an actual interview would almost certainly be illegal because most of it would clearly be in violation of that, but because it's in a "personality test", they're allowed to get away with it.
 
The last time I was applying for jobs many outright said they were afraid of hireing someone who is not on social media. And now this.
Which just goes to show how tarded they are. People with active social media accounts:

1) Do not have discretion. They have to talk about things as video content. They will inevitably blab about proprietary information.
2) Spend unsupervised time on social media. Worse, the prioritize it over the actual job because that is actually their project that they do for free in the hopes of monetization.
3) Make public videos about getting fired. Sure, odds are the company did the legal right thing, but that person is going to make a video slanted in their favor and see if they can get free legal advice about unlawful termination. It also is GlassDoor in video form made by people pissed at the company.
 
As someone who's done work around HR long enough to see "Behind the curtain", I can actually give a bit of info on this. First off, the tests aren't new, but they've gained a lot of popularity with big corporations over the last decade or so. Most of them are based on the "Four Animals" Test. It's a 2-axis test of People Oriented vs Task Oriented and Assertive vs Passive. It puts you into one of four quadrants. Here's what they mean and (what HR thinks it means):
  • "Lion" - Assertive/Task. Supposed to be good leaders. (Selfish/Bossy/Starting fights)
  • "Otter" - Assertive/People. Supposed to be Class clowns/fun guys. (Slackers/Troublemakers/Rulebreakers)
  • "Golden Retriever" - Passive/People. Supposed to be good team players. (Drones/Doormats/Tattletales)
  • "Beavers" - Passive/Task. Supposed to be problem solvers. (Problem-makers/antisocial/know-it-alls)

The main differences are that they used to do it in-house instead of outsourced and they used to wait until you were actually hired to do it. They'd present it as a "Fun, group activity to get to know each other", but they were definitely recording peoples' results into their files. I don't know the exact metrics of how it was used, but I know it was looked at for considering promotions (Beavers and Lions were prioritized for Middle Management).
It's kind of curious how they keep reinventing the 4 humors theory. Even MBTI has more depth than that.
 
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