Why are so many lolcows from Virginia?

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So I am certainly not the first person to point this out but has anyone noticed that a disproportionate amount of lolcows are from Virginia? Virginia's most famous lolcow is of course Chris Chan but there are of course many more. Boogie, Bossmanjack, and Ethan Ralph are all from Virginia. The most recent lolcow of note from Virginia is Kingcobrajfs's bog witch girlfriend Jessica.

So why are so many lolcows from the Commonwealth of Virginia? Virginia is not particularly knew for it's debauchery unlike states like say California or Florida. It's the state with 13th highest GDP per capita so it isn't because of economic reason. Virginia is purple state and considered a mix of southern and northern states so perhaps that has something to do with it. Maybe the real reason is because all of the glowies live in Virginia and are doing mind experiments on the local populace.
 
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bile demon said:
What's the water supply and soil in Virginia like? Genuinely curious.
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and ADHD.
 
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One Winged Pear Farmer said:
Ironically despite being dirt poor West Virginia is still where most of the good parts of Virginia shifted to
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Yeah it's weird I always associate West Virginia with being a a more southern red state even though it succeeded from Virginia to join the North.
 
YHWH's Strongest Soldier said:
It's where all the feds are and they glow so hard that everyone in Virginia suffers from severe radiation sickness.
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Northern Virginia is a suburb of Washington DC. Lots of politicians (gay pedophiles), intelligence agency employees (gay pedophiles), government bureaucrats (gay pedophiles), foreign diplomats (gay nigger pedophiles), and a lot of ethnic diversity (gay nigger/chink/jeet/kike/etc pedophiles) who are there due to diversity hiring in government jobs.

Furthermore, being a gay pedophile and/or a nigger, spic, chink, jeet, kike, or muslim means that you are more likely to be extremely weird from the trauma of being a gay brown pedophile, and probably from God just hating you because you are an agent of satan.
 
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Jobama said:
Virginia's most famous lolcow is of course Chris Chan but there are of course many more. Boogie, Bossmanjack, and Ethan Ralph are all from Virginia. The most recent lolcow of note from Virginia is Kingcobrajfs's bog witch girlfriend Jessica.
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AOL online was based there, so all the cool internet services got launched first there. so NEETs were early on the lolcow train. Chris Poole is also from Virginia. in general most early internet is based in virginia, the baltimore anime convention was the closet thing to an internet convention. Bailey Jay is another weirdo from virigina. most people barely had dial up in 1999, meanwhile 4chan was being run entirely out of Virginia in '03. Its ancient history now, but AOL almost had a de facto monopoly on the internet in the 90s. Its like asking why people in San Francisco are the earliest adopters of any smartphone app. When everyone else was paying per minute for dial-up, these weirdos were working with unlimited broadband. IIRC fiber optics had a huge push in the state too.
 
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Eleventyish said:
Northern Virginia is a suburb of Washington DC. Lots of politicians (gay pedophiles), intelligence agency employees (gay pedophiles), government bureaucrats (gay pedophiles), foreign diplomats (gay nigger pedophiles), and a lot of ethnic diversity (gay nigger/chink/jeet/kike/etc pedophiles) who are there due to diversity hiring in government jobs.

Furthermore, being a gay pedophile and/or a nigger, spic, chink, jeet, kike, or muslim means that you are more likely to be extremely weird from the trauma of being a gay brown pedophile, and probably from God just hating you because you are an agent of satan.
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Can't you at least pretend to have some humor /pol/fag? The only cliché you're missing is where you blame the local women for forcing Virginian men to embark on their famous love quests.
 
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