Why are there no down syndrome lolcows when so many lolcows are autistic

To be a lolcow requires having a Cluster B personality disorder. Why? Because they have to want drama. Downies and legit retards don't become Boogie or Ethan Ralph.
 
Cows are funny because it’s fun to laugh at people who have made poor life choices despite being totally capable of doing otherwise. The best cow arcs are people completely blowing up perfectly good lives
 
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a downie saying something strange or stupid wouldn't catch one off guard. the only way to make mocking the mentally retarded funny is being crass enough to be shocking which got old.
 
Because they are too retarded to use the internet. At least the way you have to do it to be lol. Moreover, the person who takes care of them neither teaches them how to use the Internet nor even allows them to do so. All other explanations are irrelevant.
 
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The have retard strength, and if they found out you were making fun of them, they'd rip you in half, man!!! Imagine someone with the strength of 20 chimpanzees hopped up on crack, and you'd have an inkling of how fucked you'd be! Be afraid -- be VERY afraid!
 
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The have retard strength, and if they found out you were making fun of them, they'd rip you in half, man!!! Imagine someone with the strength of 20 chimpanzees hopped up on crack, and you'd have an inkling of how fucked you'd be! Be afraid -- be VERY afraid!
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I wonder how many times he's gone over the subject of retard strength
 
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I think people here are really exaggerating the Forrest Gump effect of "Tards=Nice".
I've met plenty of tards who are passive aggressive, lazy, ungrateful excuses for people.
The truth is the nice ones stand out because they have to. A tard not being nice is the equivalent of a chink fucking up rice. If people didn't see tards as nice, we'd all start becoming more pro-eugenic than anyone is comfortable with being.
 
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To be honest they just don't do enough funny shit in a given period of time. A downy can do something funny. A downy won't get Catfished by 50 different people in a period of a decade, or drink their own jizz with fanta to preserve life essence, or put their cum in a freezer.
 
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