Why are there no midget lolcows?

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A couple of months ago, I saw a 4chan screencap that really stood out to me. It said that in all of their years browsing the site that they had never seen a midget post once. That post was really true because I have seen people from all over the world with all sorts of conditions but not a single midget. It got me thinking, is there a single midget lolcow? I should clarify that I'm specifically talking about Achondroplasia, ( commonly know as dwarfism) so I'm referring to people like Warwick Davis or Peter Dinklage. The only two lolcows who come close are Fredrick Brennan and Cyraxx. However, they both have much more severe physical disablites that go beyond just dwarfism.

You would think that being a midget would be a perfect breeding ground for all sorts of crazy internet antics. There are tons of manlet lolcows like Ethan Ralph or Null. Perhaps midgets are just immune to autism. Maybe making them immune to autism is God's way of playing double jeopardy. Come to think of it, I've never reallty heard of any lolcows with Down Syndrome.
 
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They have physical limitations on their ability to spread faggotry. And like most manlets when they do manage to reach the keyboard they are roundly ignored.
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Probably because most dwarves and midgets are just normies who have a disability that has zero comorbidity with things that make one prone to being a lolcow, like autism, NPD or BPD. If anything, being a normie with that kind of disability probably makes them more stoic and have better perspective on what's important in life, so they spend more of their time just living the life that they want, since it's possible with extra effort and work. You can be a dwarf or midget and have a career, hobbies and a life, it's just harder to pull off. That leaves less time and inclination to be overly online.
 
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They always have hollywood to fall back to where they can get a decent high paying job (at least compared to fast food) where all they have to do is stand there and be a midget to play a dwarf character. So no need for struggle or strife. If you're getting free money like that they realize it's best to just keep your mouth shut.

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Fredrick Brennan doesn't count? He's a furry who is perpetually sucking the media's dick about how he was an awful person who made 8chan and how Kiwifarms must die all the while he gets his ass reamed in court by Jim Watkins. What a faggot.

I don't think any group is immune from being lolcows. There's a lolcow out there who is to dwarfism what Russell Greer is to Moebius syndrome. Just hasn't been discovered.
 
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Audit said:
Most pooners are womenlets.
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It’s always funny how most FTMs are under 5’4 while most MTFs are over 6 foot
Save the Loli said:
Fredrick Brennan doesn't count? He's a furry who is perpetually sucking the media's dick about how he was an awful person who made 8chan and how Kiwifarms must die all the while he gets his ass reamed in court by Jim Watkins. What a faggot.

I don't think any group is immune from being lolcows. There's a lolcow out there who is to dwarfism what Russell Greer is to Moebius syndrome. Just hasn't been discovered.
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Again, it’s sort of pedantic but I was just referring to people with dwarfism. Fredrick in particular has Brittle Bone disease which is what stunted his growth. I don’t think he actually has dwarfism. I’m not debating wether or not he’s a lolcow.
Lords Greatsword said:
Does Cyrax not count?
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Cyraxx supposedly has mild progeria and cleidocranial dysplasia. I don’t even know if he’s short enough to be classified as a dwarf. Here’s the people I’m really referring to.
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OrangeJuliusEvola said:
Probably because most dwarves and midgets are just normies who have a disability that has zero comorbidity with things that make one prone to being a lolcow, like autism, NPD or BPD. If anything, being a normie with that kind of disability probably makes them more stoic and have better perspective on what's important in life, so they spend more of their time just living the life that they want, since it's possible with extra effort and work. You can be a dwarf or midget and have a career, hobbies and a life, it's just harder to pull off. That leaves less time and inclination to be overly online.
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Yeah but there's no comorbidity between things that make a person prone to being a lolcow and having Mobius syndrome either, but look at Russ Greer. He is most certainly not stoic nor does he have a sane perspecitive on what's important in life.

Also Fredrick Brennan/Hotwheels may not be a midget-midget, but with his brittle bone disease he's definitely deformed and midget size.

This person isn't a lolcow, but this Goddess Bunny creep would have been if they were still alive:
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I think midgets just aren't very common tbh.

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Cyraxx supposedly has mild progeria and cleidocranial dysplasia. I don’t even know if he’s short enough to be classified as a dwarf. Here’s the people I’m really referring to.
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Bro in the middle looks like a midget version of James Rolfe.
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