Why are you interested in Isabella Loretta Janke? - inb4 "Muh tranny gayops"

I'm interested because of 'Streisand Effect'.
Let me put it this way. Before the Chris-diddling-his-mom thing broke, the Byuu/Near DDoS was well and truly winding down (troon outrage dies as quickly as mayflies as new opportunities to be offended arise).
News of Chris the Motherfucker broke and suddenly we're subjected to an extended, vicious and aggressive DDoS that is constantly and actively reworked to try to get around @Null 's mitigation. In terms of effect, the Byuu/Near DDoS is like a nip from a poodle, whereas what we're seeing now is a mauling from a pitbull.
Where it gets really interesting is when you consider that Janke's dad is an 'internet security consultant'.
Someone who would theoretically have a great deal of knowledge of DDoS attacks, and who would have a strong motive to attack a forum that threatened to hold his physically disgusting, morally bankrupt and ethically poisonous daughter permanently accountable for destroying the lives of others 'for the lulz'.
TL;DR I believe that the DDoS we are experiencing is Janke's dad flexing his muscles to protect his spoiled daughter.
Wonder if he did any work in 'internet security' for the 2020 Presidential Election... 'the most secure and totally unquestionable election ever'.

Mark my words. There is more to all of this than we can possibly imagine. And I feel that there is a great story on the verge of breaking here...
 
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I want to get my autistic friend to fuck her at a convention so she’ll stop sexually assaulting students at Texas Tech. Then manipulate her to kill herself so I’ll go down as the greatest troll ever. The best part is no one will know I did it because they think I’m a 13 year old named Iban
 
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Same reason I'm fascinated by serial killers and cult leaders: The psychology behind a piece of work like her is interesting to me. How a person can be so mentally fucked, cause so much suffering, yet still have people that actually defend her when they have no reason to. It's about 70% intellectual interest.

The other 30%? Like pretty much everyone else here, I love me an entertaining trainwreck, lol.
 
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It's clear that Isabella needs serious help. Torturing animals is something that is unforgivable in my book, as someone who owns an animal I find her and her goal of destroying Chris's life is something no one I think can get behind other than weebs who still envy the earlier days of trolling Chris.
 
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Mendicant said:
Who would you cast?
Who could do Chris justice?
These characters are larger than life.
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Reading everything there is to this point is like viewing the evolution of a serial killer in real-time. Not to mention she's the living manifestation of every basement dweller meme crossed with the early 90s "My parents are in the government and they're gonna get you" troll that virtually self-propagated on AOL back in the day.

And I don't know or have to personally deal with this psychopath, so I don't gotta worry about stupid crazy bullshit.
 
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There are several reasons, the least of which certainly isn't that she and her 'clique' seem to have operated autonomously from the rest of the 'weens' around CWC, appearing in what seems to be a spontaneous way, à la Idea Guys.

The core reason, however, is the pure self-destructive nature of her grand act.

An extremely arrogant and pampered offspring of relatively affluent, bioluminescent servants of the Antichrist, escalates her twisted chain of powertrips into the events that transpired, seeking egotistical gratification from digital infamy in the perceived form of 'Internet glory'. Yet as the play advances, she senses the burning heat of omnipotent observation and scrutiny starting to engulf her and everyone involved, and begins to realise the irreversible consequences of her actions. In the state of mind that was likely a fine blend of extreme fear, existential dread and regret, she starts desperately pulling every available cord she can to if not stop, at least slow down the aforementioned mass observation and dissection of her actions and character in plain public view.

It's a fascinating tale, comparable in self-destructiveness to a smug man with a god complex challenging an 18-wheeler to a game of chicken, only to realise the impossibility of his situation right before the bumper makes contact.

She truly is her own worst enemy.
 
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The most fascinating lolcows will always have the deepest rabbit holes to explore. In the Fungi Queen's case, it first started as some no name fucking around with Chris like usual and would likely have faded into relative obscurity as Chris's actions would outshine the individual. However, Janke managed to come toe to fungus infected toe with Chris with how bizarre her own life is, making her a prime person of interest; especially now that the Sonichu saga is coming to a close. In short: we needed a new prime sperg to gawk at.
 
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I've never actually been altogether interested in ILJ specifically. I find the tertiary aspects of the entire saga far more compelling. I've been enjoying watching the teleological game of telephone being played and I find the behaviours of the players in the story, ILJ and the Fungus Force, her Father, and even the way the Farms went in on all of it extremely fascinating. The story, from start to finish, has been interesting both in terms of the essence of it, as well as the reaction to it; the farms descended on this like a wave of army ants, devouring everything caught in it's path to the point where the main topics of discussion now are players completely unrelated to the main characters like GiBi for example, The way the story has bloomed out to encompass such a broad and divergent assortment of groups and individuals all centered around Chris; it's like the merge is really really real.
Anyway; I'm very interested in seeing how all this concludes. I'm very interested to see which threads connect, and I'm very excited to see the tapestry of autism when it's all said and done.

ILJ and the mycelium network themselves bore me, if I'm being honest. I don't find their antics particularly funny, or even horrifying. I don't think they're compelling people, or interesting at all on their own. To me, they're just edgy zoomers with internet connections. That's just my opinion, and even if everything that's come out is 100% true, I'd still find them relatively boring; I don't think even half of what we've seen reflects reality; you can go into any random discord and find people posting about farts, and poopoo peepee; case and point

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So the logs don't really mean much to me. This kind of zoomer filth infests practically every discord server that has more than 200 people in it.

But even if it's all true, I'd still be far more interested in the secondary aspects to the whole story arc. They're far more interesting to me.
The connections to Chris are interesting. The incest leak was interesting. The mystery surrounding what has happened, things we still don't fully know, is interesting. Everything else just sort of seems "meh" to me. That's just my opinion.
 
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A little late in the thread lmao. But I had been lurking for a while now, and was following a few other interesting threads. When the stuff on Chris came out originally, I was in the middle of catching up on the 57th episode of the documentary (as I had nothing better to do) and I literally paused it to read about it more.

It was definitely interesting to watch everything unfold the way it did, I even came out of lurking to throw some ideas, and thoughts I had on the whole thing. I haven't seen internet sleuthing that hard. Within days, we knew who she was, GiBi was being an absolute fucking ass-hat, and everyone in this whole saga were scheming as hard as a whole team of annoying Scooby-Doo Villains and even then they still couldn't manage to do that.

TL;DR : I came in for the thrilling information and stayed for the internet sleuthing and the people because it was exciting.
 
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I think that some weens couldn't process that Chris would rape his own mother even though the signs have been there for years, so they want to use ILJ as a scapegoat. She may have talked some shit on Discord but we've all probably bullshitted on Discord before, it doesn't mean it's reality. IMO she's being unfairly targeted.
 
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As background, before the Merge, as many people can attest, I liked to drop dox on the occasional tranny from the sideshows thread, some of whom wound up getting threads, but that was never my thing, I preferred to work more in the background. It was a hobby really and I didn't care too much about credit or clout. Might get some nice stickers but that was it. I'd also go after the occasional ween, which is an entirely wholesome Kiwi tradition. The latter is where I was coming from basically.

When the first leaks dropped, due to how cut up they were, I and many others (I was hanging out in KF chat at the time) believed they were fake and gay. With the second cut of the tapes and the protective order, it became clear it wasn't fake. The voice on the other side of the conversation however was extremely troubling to just about everyone. At this point I really did think that the other party on the call may have set up the whole situation—I don't believe this now in the strict sense and haven't for some time, but that was where I was at to begin with. I still think she watered the plant but at that point I suspected she may have planted the seed.

But at that point I didn't know who I was dealing with, just a voice and a couple of usernames. I had a little PM going between myself and maybe half a dozen friends we used to look into random people of interest. I suggested we look into "Bella." We got the original, very shoddy, dox or even faildox, and dropped it. There was a lot of interest given that it was a huge Chris related scandal. More and more people got involved and the rest is history.

Why did and do I continue to be interested? Unlike many I actually don't find Isabella, as she has been revealed to be, all that interesting. I'm glad she's been exposed and believe her to be in many ways a monster, but she's also a sad, very sick little girl with very grave psychological problems. What little insight we get into her actual psychology isn't that interesting, nor even was talking with Bella herself. What was more interesting was the thrill of the hunt.

But what's really interesting is the web of connections that is being revealed. The curtain is being thrown back—and continues to be thrown back—on a lot of the strange little structures that exist in the strange little subculture of weens and white knights who follow CWC. Sean and Devon and more to come. The logs really are interesting although they're quite migraine inducing to slog through. I'd recommend giving them a read anyway—you almost feel like you're getting to know these folks. The cast of characters they reveal is an interesting one, from random weens to names everyone would recognize, and it's not even near fully explored here.

That is what really fascinates me. I had to get on Discord for the first time to look at some of this shit and it's just crazy what goes on. I've followed Chris for over a decade and lurked around the Kiwi Farms a lot longer than I've been a member so I thought I knew something of what the scene and the culture were like. I knew nothing, lol. And what I've learned, I mostly don't like, but it's been one hell of a fascinating slow motion train wreck with probably a lot of details and scandal yet to emerge. The forum's been a little dead but I'm pretty confident there is more still to learn and discuss. While this started as being about "Bella" the voice on the incest tape, so many more connections have been revealed and that's what keeps me coming back.
 
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