Why are you interested in Isabella Loretta Janke? - inb4 "Muh tranny gayops"

[Spooky Bones]

I was so thoroughly exposed on the Killstream that I might as well come clean. I am not actually a wine mom, instead I am an autogynephiliac, but as valid a woman as any! This story goes back to August 2019 at Texas Tech orientation. It was a very hot day and I encountered a freshman named Isabella Loretta Janke who made a transphobic comment so bad that I could not continue my education. I hitch-hiked to Tucson and hatched an epic conspiracy with a DoorDash driver named Laura. On August 29th, the gayest op in history was launched and I registered a Kiwi Farms account. For the better part of two years I kept a relatively low profile commenting on lolcows, posting clever satire of TERFery that went over most people's heads, and posting vaguely right-wing takes on A&N. Then Laura staged an incident at a Popeye's Chicken and Biscuits and I waited for it to be posted on the Sideshows thread and we sprung into action. She gave me her dox which I published and we further staged a series of scenarios culminating in her pretending to now be a friend of the forum and registering the @CammieDoxGirl account. Shortly thereafter, I used deepfakes to create an audio recording of a certain tard discussing incest and took the opportunity to drop the War and Peace length fanfiction I had written about Isabella with a cabal of trannies while visiting Seattle. The rest is, as they say, history, and revenge has never been so sweet.

THIS IS WHAT ETHAN OLIVER RALPH ACTUALLY BELIEVES

 

[derpherp2]

ZOOMERS. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE ZOOMERS SINCE I BEGAN TO POST. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD ZOOMERS WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IF WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR ZOOMERS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. ZOOMERS. ZOOMERS.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

The people who troll chris chan are always more hilarious to watch sperg out then Chris himself, that's why

 

[AnOminous]

Bella:
• born to a loving & extremely wealthy and powerful family

More like born into an insanely glowy family and quite possibly the result of MK-ULTRA level psychological experiments.

Oh wait. I sound crazy. Well, I guess I'll have to sound crazy, because look at this bitch, what she does, how she was raised as a child, and how she acts now.

Please tell me, with a straight face, that this bitch wasn't subjected to literal rape or literal mind-control experiments as a child.

Oh God I sound like a fucking Q-tard. Tell me I'm wrong though.

 

[Internet Explorer]

More like born into an insanely glowy family and quite possibly the result of MK-ULTRA level psychological experiments.

Glowops be like

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Apart from being a through and through horrowcow, this is a really fascinating case study into someone who thinks they're an evil mastermind, but is really just an utterly stupid attention-seeker regardless of the heinousness of their actions.

I get the same feeling from ILJ that I did when BTK was caught--after he had evaded capture for decades he wanted some excitement and started taunting the media and law enforcement, and ended up being caught by sending a floppy disc to the cops after they told him it couldn't be traced back to him. Lo and behold, the floppy disc's metadata showed it had been edited by a "Dennis" at "Christ Lutheran Church". Dennis Rader, president of the Christ Lutheran Church council, was arrested and confessed to being BTK not long after that. When I saw the leak where she said "they can't get in" to her Discord I got that exact same feeling. A fucking grade-A moron who is too narcissistic to think they could ever get caught.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

I was so thoroughly exposed on the Killstream that I might as well come clean. I am not actually a wine mom, instead I am an autogynephiliac, but as valid a woman as any! This story goes back to August 2019 at Texas Tech orientation. It was a very hot day and I encountered a freshman named Isabella Loretta Janke who made a transphobic comment so bad that I could not continue my education. I hitch-hiked to Tucson and hatched an epic conspiracy with a DoorDash driver named Laura. On August 29th, the gayest op in history was launched and I registered a Kiwi Farms account. For the better part of two years I kept a relatively low profile commenting on lolcows, posting clever satire of TERFery that went over most people's heads, and posting vaguely right-wing takes on A&N. Then Laura staged an incident at a Popeye's Chicken and Biscuits and I waited for it to be posted on the Sideshows thread and we sprung into action. She gave me her dox which I published and we further staged a series of scenarios culminating in her pretending to now be a friend of the forum and registering the @CammieDoxGirl account. Shortly thereafter, I used deepfakes to create an audio recording of a certain tard discussing incest and took the opportunity to drop the War and Peace length fanfiction I had written about Isabella with a cabal of trannies while visiting Seattle. The rest is, as they say, history, and revenge has never been so sweet.

THIS IS WHAT ETHAN OLIVER RALPH ACTUALLY BELIEVES

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Gaius]

I think what makes her so fucking appealing is this dumb bitch was a tech student who talked a big game when it came to trolling and hacking and being some underworld kingpin, yet used her own fucking name when doing this shit. Then you got her glow daddy papa stanky janke who was a SEAL and runs these big tech companies. I mean you couldn’t make this shit up. So much milk.

 

[The_Itinerant]

She's like some autistic culmination of all the worst attributes I've come across thus far in horrorcows and lolcows in general. And while many of them either have the worst on display already or simply don't have crazy new updates, there's somehow a consistent string of ridiculous revelations on this individual. Very riveting.

 

[valid trans cutie]

I was so thoroughly exposed on the Killstream that I might as well come clean. I am not actually a wine mom, instead I am an autogynephiliac, but as valid a woman as any!

Your invite to the secret leftist trans gayop Discord for taking over KF will be sent shortly.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

How could you not be interested in a pants shitting, toe fungus cultivating, animal torturing lesbian who devotes all her time to retarded trolling plans, dealing prescription drugs and attempting to drive people to suicide? That dumb cunt is like a synthesis of the farms in one person, all she needs now is a fursuit, a kid to abuse/neglect/troonify and schizophrenia and it'll be a complete package.

 

[Caesar]

I was so thoroughly exposed on the Killstream that I might as well come clean. I am not actually a wine mom, instead I am an autogynephiliac, but as valid a woman as any! This story goes back to August 2019 at Texas Tech orientation. It was a very hot day and I encountered a freshman named Isabella Loretta Janke who made a transphobic comment so bad that I could not continue my education. I hitch-hiked to Tucson and hatched an epic conspiracy with a DoorDash driver named Laura. On August 29th, the gayest op in history was launched and I registered a Kiwi Farms account. For the better part of two years I kept a relatively low profile commenting on lolcows, posting clever satire of TERFery that went over most people's heads, and posting vaguely right-wing takes on A&N. Then Laura staged an incident at a Popeye's Chicken and Biscuits and I waited for it to be posted on the Sideshows thread and we sprung into action. She gave me her dox which I published and we further staged a series of scenarios culminating in her pretending to now be a friend of the forum and registering the @CammieDoxGirl account. Shortly thereafter, I used deepfakes to create an audio recording of a certain tard discussing incest and took the opportunity to drop the War and Peace length fanfiction I had written about Isabella with a cabal of trannies while visiting Seattle. The rest is, as they say, history, and revenge has never been so sweet.

THIS IS WHAT ETHAN OLIVER RALPH ACTUALLY BELIEVES

y u do dis spooky. she's a good girl.

 

[CammieDoxGirl]

I was so thoroughly exposed on the Killstream that I might as well come clean. I am not actually a wine mom, instead I am an autogynephiliac, but as valid a woman as any! This story goes back to August 2019 at Texas Tech orientation. It was a very hot day and I encountered a freshman named Isabella Loretta Janke who made a transphobic comment so bad that I could not continue my education. I hitch-hiked to Tucson and hatched an epic conspiracy with a DoorDash driver named Laura. On August 29th, the gayest op in history was launched and I registered a Kiwi Farms account. For the better part of two years I kept a relatively low profile commenting on lolcows, posting clever satire of TERFery that went over most people's heads, and posting vaguely right-wing takes on A&N. Then Laura staged an incident at a Popeye's Chicken and Biscuits and I waited for it to be posted on the Sideshows thread and we sprung into action. She gave me her dox which I published and we further staged a series of scenarios culminating in her pretending to now be a friend of the forum and registering the @CammieDoxGirl account. Shortly thereafter, I used deepfakes to create an audio recording of a certain tard discussing incest and took the opportunity to drop the War and Peace length fanfiction I had written about Isabella with a cabal of trannies while visiting Seattle. The rest is, as they say, history, and revenge has never been so sweet.

THIS IS WHAT ETHAN OLIVER RALPH ACTUALLY BELIEVES

omg how he had us so figured out

 

[Jagraveen]

Your invite to the secret leftist trans gayop Discord for taking over KF will be sent shortly.

You bastards. I should have known this from the very beginning. Now I have to completely ignore the fact that she's a animal-abusing shiteater and worship this zitfaced ween with the moderate-sized milkers.
God damn you all to Hell.

 

[Furiosa]

The unraveling in real time was great and her subsequent fall from "I anonymous" to retarded damage control. Then every single piece of info release since then has been stranger than fiction. I am perpetually mind blown that a kid of two glowies, in addition her father's extensive history in cyber security would be so fucking retarded in their gayops.

 

[TayandYou]

THIS IS WHAT ETHAN OLIVER RALPH ACTUALLY BELIEVES

Ethan Ralph is dumber than I thought

 

[Secret Messages]

I think it’s funny that she’s the daughter of a glowie that specializes in opsec but still is absolutely awful at it. Discussing your schemes and illegal activities... on a discord server... a PUBLIC discord server... sending pictures... with your real names... not even an attempt to airgap with aliases. It’s just hilariously incompetent. And then, after being exposed, trying to frame others and construct a narrative with gayops. Sorry Bella, unlike TTU, we know how to investigate online.

The only conclusion you can make for her being this complacent about security is that her ego is so huge she couldn’t possibly imagine this ever catching up to her. And that’s hilarious.

 

[Bitch Cakes]

I really didn’t care at first. I’ve never followed Chris that closely (I'm perennially online enough to know the highlights but I've always found the spectacle of tards obsessed with him more interesting than him) and was more interested in the legal ramifications of him fucking his mom than how we learned that information.

When the dox thread started, my first instinct was to roll my eyes, because who actually cares? Then the blaming on Fiona (a legitimately sympathetic and sad figure) started and when her friend came in to defend her, that changed things a bit. Then we got the first Discord leaks, and Kiwi Fam, that was it. I was hooked. I am nothing if not a drama loving whore and I will dine out on that shit all day.

The more we learned about this cretin, the more appalled I became. Especially when it was clear she and her stooges were actively hurting animals and other students at their school. I'm about a decade removed from college, but I remember that time in my life really well, and it pisses me off that these sort of social degenerate rejects could wreak so much havoc, despite being so open and brazen about it.

But it’s also the unearned hubris and the terrible opsec that just makes it even more delicious. The inability to shut the fuck up and cover her tracks, or even use a fake name…it’s just so much milk. I love it. I’m a complete normalfag in real life and having to hear my normie friends ask about Chris Chan was bad enough, so I can absolutely never talk about this inanity with anyone outside this forum, but God, is it some good drama.

The fact that the cunt with the bad opsec is the daughter of the Blackphohe guy just makes it even funnier/better.

 

[Cuck Shack]

Null said that he would never create another subforum for an individual. Bella is such a prolific monster that he changed his mind.

 

[Cum Addict]

I like seeing awful people face the proverbial wall online, and the fact that she smells bad. I can’t stand a smelly person.