Why are you interested in Isabella Loretta Janke? - inb4 "Muh tranny gayops"

[TayandYou]

There has been a narrative propagated by Bella, her simps and @Angry Canadian that the only reason we are interested in Bella Janke is because the Kiwi Farms has been taken over by a trans invasion, and that all the accusations are part of some ridiculously complex scheme to get back at Bella for sending the trans legend Chris-Chan to jail.

While this is blatantly moronic, I think it would be interesting to discuss our TRUE and HONEST reasons for being so interested in Bella Janke.

Personally, I only became really interested after I witnessed her infuriating attempts to frame Fiona and later Zoe for all her gayops shenanigans. Aside from being absolutely cowardly and a shitty thing to do, it got me hooked as I felt like her desperate and clumsy attempts to shift the blame onto others only proved that she did indeed have something to hide, and thus I wanted to probe even further to search for the truth.

And the animal abuse too, of course. RIP hamsters and Max.

 

[Tara Chandler]

she is a terrible person if you read the essay its all trying to change the subject to chrischan. and anyone who is trying to do that is probably a bella sock too

 

[Dyn]

I want to help make glowies suffer as they deserve to suffer.

 

[Fart]

Because it’s always satisfying to see her and her glowie father flailing like a fish out of water in a desperate attempt to avoid her getting what she deserves for doing fucked-up things.

 

[Red Mask]

I’ve been on the internet for over 20 years and few people are as awful as she is. A horrorcow for sure.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I need somewhere to direct my angry.

 

[TTU Chess Club]

I wasn't at first. I dropped into the megathread in its first couple days and truly didn't understand why people were chasing this story. But then I saw how far she was going to obstruct the truth, and I figured there had to be something worth hiding. So the layers started to peel back like an onion, with each more fascinating and grotesque than the last.

 

[Garth]

She's the embodiment of, "If you stare into the Abyss long enough the Abyss stares back at you." I find that interesting. Then again, one might consider the Farms an Abyss and all of us are walking the fine line that she seems to have crossed.

Plus, fuck glowies.

 

[Apochrypha]

Because my inner armchair detective is trying to decipher exactly how someone could be that fucked up.

 

[Creepuscular]

This is history being made.

Retard history is still history.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

The story just keeps getting stranger and I wonder what else will come to light in the process.

 

[dinnuffindu]

She's a poor man's Cruella dE Vil, but unlike her toes, I don't have to feel dirty for giving Disney money to watch her.

I’ve been on the internet for over 20 years and few people are as awful as she is. A horrorcow for sure.

I'm not sure I've seen "horrorcow" before, but that's goddamn awesome, and pretty much simmers it up like a boiling hamster.

It's like peeking behind the curtain, and seeing (((them))) without the masks hiding the lizard faces. You're horrified, but you can't look away.

She is, in essence, $currentyear America.

 

[EverythingSCoominUp]

Lol/Horrorcow History is being made. I am here to watch the trash fire with popcorn

 

[Jason Wynn]

Never thought I’d see someone more physically repulsive than Nick Bate, yet here we are

I also hate glowniggers and their spawn and want to see their lives ruined over this

 

[.moe]

I'm nosey, simple as.

 

[DerKryptid]

Because we all know an ILJ in our lives. He/she might not be as violent or depraved as bella, they are a pathetic, excuse for a human being, all the same.

 

[cum4me]

she's not very fucking interesting and its retarded she has her own section of the site
if it wasn't for half the userbase blowing their fucking load over chris she wouldn't even qualify beyond being a footnote in an animal abuse thread

 

[TayandYou]

she's not very fucking interesting and its retarded she has her own section of the site
if it wasn't for half the userbase blowing their fucking load over chris she wouldn't even qualify beyond being a footnote in an animal abuse thread

Idk, I think the lifestyle of a degenerate ween is pretty interesting

Also figuring out what her gayop's original plan was supposed to be is pretty interesting

 

[Zirnwyb]

Because I keep thinking "It can't get any worse." but she keeps proving me wrong.

 

[Covfefe]

For the same reason I am interested in all cows: she's a retard who has made a very public ass of herself. What makes her special is how quickly she went from unknown to utterly irredeemable and infamous.