Why are you interested in Isabella Loretta Janke? - inb4 "Muh tranny gayops"

[Carmine]

Not much different from most other people here. It started with a genuine desire to understand the how and why of how the Incest Tapes dropped, and how long it had been going on for, and then much like Bella's fungal colonies, it grew out of control into its own seperate monster. What makes Bella so comical for me though is the general ineptitude and total lack of self awareness, the complete disconnect from reality. It's the same sort of thing you see with a lot of other cows, but coupled with the disgusting details it really creates an interesting, if disturbed, picture.

 

[Unabashed Hermaphrodite]

"why the fuck am I reading about this shit for six hour marathons?" - Chris the motherfucker and hamster abuse were the obvious hooks, and the Don't Fuck with Cats doxing speedrun analogy was another one, but after a week of this I realized the true reason: a fascination with how the fuck "tech-savvy" zoomers could get unmasked so quickly and their dirty secrets so rapidly laid bare.

And the answer to it is another nail in the coffin for social media - these zoomers have grown up with integrated internet profiles, where the line between internet persona and real-life persona is blurry at best, whereas those of us who grew up before social media became popular knew the value of firmly separating the two. I mean, boomers aside, who would use their real fucking name on an "anonymous" platform like Discord? Would someone born in the era of BBS and IRC make that mistake?

I have a personal discord and a burner discord cause I know too many poor faggots who don't pay their phone bills so honestly yeah it's weird.

I was gonna pozload my neghole earlier to lurk in a discord and first thing I did was log into my burner before even looking at any invite link in case I doxed myself.

If a retard who gets excited and has a decent reason to tie some social media together can think about it how tf can they?

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

Not a tranny.

Long-time lurker, long-time follower of Chris Chan autism, love you long-time.

Was initially inspired by the sheer depravity of it all. Doomscrolling. Ran into numerous highlighted posts of people doing admirable detective work to find out the underlying truth. Realized that if I can barely keep up while reading, almost no one will be as autistic as me to read everything. Decided that the hard work of others deserved to be catalogued, it should not be lost in the depths of the main thread or overlooked by skimmers and normies. Made a list, went full turboaut, now we're here.

Love making lists. Hate disorder. Love helping people and being informative. Hate animal abuse. Love to laugh.

EDIT: Correction, my first post was to teach a bunch of absolute morons in the Chris Chan sub about how jails work because they were revealing their powerlevel as spoiled suburbanite idiots who were theorycrafting a mythical jail system that doesn't exist. That's why I made an account. Everything above is why I stayed.

EDIT 2: Also on a bit of a bender.

 

[cum4me]

Autism time,

• She makes shitty art
• Oc donut steal memes
• Shits her panties
• Pink pills frens
• Writes incest fanfic
• Is into shota/loli
• Created a network of sock accounts
• Tried to manipulate kiwi farms
• Tried to fool lolcow farms
• Is into animal abuse
• Is a cultcow in her own right

So, what I'm saying is I might have shit taste, but you have no taste.

literally described 99% of homo furry twitter but they dont all have theads do they.
aspie. pm me when you find something noteworthy.

 

[.moe]

literally described 99% of homo furry twitter but they dont all have theads do they.
aspie. pm me when you find something noteworthy.

The more you try to dictate what is and is not funny the more faggoty you seem.
Do it here loremaster.

 

[Carpshoot Circuis-breaker]

Fun thought experiment to the OP's premise, if you have the time: write your argument, then imagine Isabella, Louis, and Omongidale's reactions to it.

Reactions to my post by these pants-on-head retarded kids would probably be just screeching about how envious I am. Especially since I mentioned affluence, class, and a lack of consequences.

 

[Spectrum]

I enjoy watching the Bella shit unfold for the same reason I always go back to watch that video of the Japanese streamer that burnt his house down by playing with a lighter and being a dumbass. It's fun to watch stupid people play with fire and get burnt.

 

[.moe]

Fun thought experiment to the OP's premise, if you have the time: write your argument, then imagine Isabella, Louis, and Omongidale's reactions to it.

Reactions to my post by these pants-on-head retarded kids would probably be just screeching about how envious I am. Especially since I mentioned affluence, class, and a lack of consequences.

Thot experiment*

 

[Zenos yae Galvus]

Morbid curiosity. It keeps getting more and more bizarre as new info drops. I’d be lying if Insaid I didn’t enjoy seeing affluential zoomer sociopaths squirm and become internet pariahs.

 

[A Regular Squid]

I'm just trying to figure out how a human being can turn out so wrong. Bella so far hasn't shown a single redeeming quality whatsoever. Most people, as fucked up as they are, can point to at least one thing positive about themselves, but not Bella.

I once played a game of Crusader Kings where an imbecile stumbled into the position of spymaster, plotted to kill their liege and then promptly uncovered their own plot and handed themselves in to be executed. I'm reminded of that game every time I see Bella now.

 

[Canned-Ham]

I wasn't at first. I dropped into the megathread in its first couple days and truly didn't understand why people were chasing this story. But then I saw how far she was going to obstruct the truth, and I figured there had to be something worth hiding. So the layers started to peel back like an onion, with each more fascinating and grotesque than the last.

"He who looks into the abyss realizes that there is nothing looking back at him. The only thing he sees is his own character, Ricky, do you understand? Bud? The abyss? The shit abyss?"

 

[Big Ruski]

She's the Chris Chan of my generation.

Also I want to see something like this from her CIA Nigger Father

The threat will have more weight since the nigga IS the Cyber Police lmao

 

[Unabashed Hermaphrodite]

She's the Chris Chan of my generation.

Also I want to see something like this from her CIA Nigger Father

The threat will have more weight since the nigga IS the Cyber Police lmao

One of her simps told us consequences will never be the same when you posted this btw.

The merge is real.

 

[HolePix]

Came for the Chris-Chan drama, stayed for the abundant horrific personality disorders.
Her and her cronies are basically a case study for me. I work in inpatient mental health for teenagers and it's honestly fascinating for me to see the absolute extreme of what "the youths" are getting up to these days. I've had a lot of clients that have done some pretty weirdass stuff, but ILJ takes the fucking cake.

I'm also here for the lulz.

 

[Crinoids]

Morbid fascination, and the potential for solving mysteries
...and the "oh shit what's going to happen next?" aspect.

 

[Justtocheck]

I'm really not tbh. I'm just a bandwagon jumper. I'd probably have join the Nazi party in 1928 just if my buddies told me they offered free beers and free space to badmouth "evil" jews.

Edit: Come on guys, she's not this generation's Chris Chan, jesus christ how absolutely retarded you have to be to think that. There won't be conferences dedicated to Bella, she doesn't produce ANY kind of content or media. Most we know from her are from discord leaks. She does not have an evolving arc. She's not even remotely funny.

 

[andorra]

I knew her irl so it's pretty surreal to see all of this come to light, I thought she would just be a bad memory but instead I get to watch her be immortalized and proven guilty of doing shit that makes cwc look tame and normal.

 

[Justtocheck]

I knew her irl so it's pretty surreal to see all of this come to light, I thought she would just be a bad memory but instead I get to watch her be immortalized and proven guilty of doing shit that makes cwc look tame and normal.

Enlighten me, what did Bella do that made CWC's mother raping look tame and normal?

 

[Pringles Can]

I just wanna see how deep the rabbit hole goes. I hate this girl a ton, but I wanna see how bad it gets.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

I'm really not tbh. I'm just a bandwagon jumper. I'd probably have join the Nazi party in 1928 just if my buddies told me they offered free beers and free space to badmouth "evil" jews.

Edit: Come on guys, she's not this generation's Chris Chan, jesus christ how absolutely retarded you have to be to think that. There won't be conferences dedicated to Bella, she doesn't produce ANY kind of content or media. Most we know from her are from discord leaks. She does not have an evolving arc. She's not even remotely funny.

Oh, she produces media alright. Just not the type that has public conventions.

Yet.

I knew her irl so it's pretty surreal to see all of this come to light, I thought she would just be a bad memory but instead I get to watch her be immortalized and proven guilty of doing shit that makes cwc look tame and normal.

Would be great if you could get verified and could share your experiences in greater detail.