Why aren't celebrities experiencing vaccine injuries?

[MediocreMilt]

They were catching COVID itself, after all. Tom Hanks got it. Bunch of Game of Thrones stars got it. They cut off some Broadway guy's leg over it. How come the celebrity class isn't getting harmed by vaccines?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

They shoot stuff up their veins all the time. This is nothing new to them.

 

[Ramborambo]

Lizard persons are susceptible to illness and disease, but are immune to vaccines.

 

[Screamer]

Not that many celebrities versus regular folk. So a small sample.

Also, even if some had minor symptoms. There's little to no benefit in them speaking out. They'll be attacked.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

They drink too much cum.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Rich people are exempt from state-mandated sterilization.

 

[White Devil]

They're probably not getting it, like a bunch of first responders, doctors, and politicians.

 

[Finder]

There are a lot of potential conspiracy angles on this, but the most basic is this: If they had issues do you think they would speak out? One celebrity having issues could stop millions from getting the vaccine. If you were the government you wouldn’t want them to be vocal and would probably incentivize them to be silent given their influence.

Likewise when they got COVID? The government and media wanted people to be terrified.

In reality it’s probably just sample size. There aren’t very many celebrities and they get the very best of medical care.

 

[PaulBearer]

Saline.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

They're drug addicts. They lived their entire lives injecting heroin into their own arms so the COVID Vaccine was nothing new to them.

 

[Blasterisk]

"Look at Mr. Billionaire Bob Page. He don't have it. I've never seen a movie star who's got it. You don't have it!"

 

[Dysnomia]

Some musician tested positive after the vaccine. It was on Blabbermouth. But it wasn't a band I liked and forgot who he was. But it's on there somewhere.