Why aren't CIA agents allowed to engage in high-octane sexual intercourse - This is a real question

[Black Light Red Panic]

I had more than several real questions to ask namely amongst them this Arizona iced tea this water this dog with me see I don't understand this is what I don't understand I don't understand why why why why is it just explain to me what is it that CIA agents the ca agents and the Illuminati are not allowed like so basically the CIA since this is what I don't understand Tell me if you can explain this I don't understand what I don't understand is the fact that it's very confusing to me and of course you know naturally I don't understand why exactly maybe you understand if you could explain this to me this is what I don't understand if you don't understand you know that's okay just let me know that you don't understand that I you know I understand if you don't understand why the CA can't have sex I don't understand it

 

[Spud]

They are eunuchs

 

[Lucky Jim]

No lay, CIA

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

CiA agents are avid anime fans and vehemently belief in no pre-marital sex so they live like otome girls.