Why Can't an 1337 Internet Haxor Post?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Mr. Wasserburg claims he has been an Internet user since its inception. Why is he unable to make a single post that makes sense?

Yet he makes thread after thread. Post after post. And they are all broken.

Is he retarded? Is it dementia?

Discuss.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg got any neat rock facts?

 

[Uncle Warren]

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg got any neat rock facts?

He'll direct you to his dealer.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

His posts my not make sense to normal people but have you seen the spill overs from the A&H board taking and answering his questions sincerely?

 

[Zebedee]

Mr. Wasserburg claims he has been an Internet user since its inception. Why is he unable to make a single post that makes sense?

Yet he makes thread after thread. Post after post. And they are all broken.

Is he retarded? Is it dementia?

Discuss.

He’s definitely touched in the head, so I imagine it’s that. Otherwise like everything else in his life, he makes no effort to improve on the things he does, this would certainly extend to his posts.

 

[Un Platano]

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg got any neat rock facts?

Since he won't give you any, here's one:

A mineral is a naturally occurring abiotic substance formed through geological processes with a definite chemical composition and crystal structure that is solid at conditions found on Earth's surface. One such material that fits this definition is ice. This means that ice is a mineral, snow is a sedimentary rock, and a glacier is a metamorphic rock.

This isn't a dumb technicality either. All major authorities on mineralogy recognize ice as a mineral.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I don't know why I get so many neg stickers. I just want to talk about why we tell Mr. Wasserburg over and over to make coherent posts and he can't. Yet he claims to be an Internet wizard.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

When I see a Tom post all my brain sees is this...

 

[repentance]

When I see a Tom post all my brain sees is this...
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I'm having flashbacks.

 

[naught sock account 1]

>complain about tommys shite posts with a shite op
big brain move...

 

[Consider Lizärds]

I don't know why I get so many neg stickers. I just want to talk about why we tell Mr. Wasserburg over and over to make coherent posts and he can't. Yet he claims to be an Internet wizard.

I'll explain it simply for you. The official line is we're dumb, and don't deserve the effort.

The reality is Tommie is an egotistical liar.

I guess you're new to Tootertown?

 

[Thumb Butler]

When I see a Tom post all my brain sees is this...
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Great job! Now that you are into the mainframe, release the virus.

 

[biggest big boy]

His posts my not make sense to normal people but have you seen the spill overs from the A&H board taking and answering his questions sincerely?

here's a better question if genxers grew up writing letters and formal shit then why do they suddenly become schizophrenics when you put them behind a keyboard

 

[SIGSEGV]

moshi moshi, hacker desu~

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I guess you're new to Tootertown?

Yup, I'm a long time lurker and first time poster.

 

[M3xus]

It's "a" 1337 h4x0r, n00b, not "an". It's pronounced "leet". Kids these days.

 

[Solid Snek]

die tommie

 

[Easy J]

Tom also poses as some sort of "underground" activist or whatever, fighting "the man" for decades with his drug-addled hippie friends. But he snitches on the petty drug dealers in his area & talks to cops more than anyone outside of law enforcement. Tom is the hall monitor trying to pose as one of the bad boys even as he tattles on them.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Is he retarded? Is it dementia?

¿Por qué no los dos?

 

[Mage]

Because he's a boomer.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.