Why can't former convicts pick a deodorant?

[Chocolate Wombat]

Was recommended this video for some reason:

I was like, yeah, okay, I guess people need time to adjust to life outside prison, but it's a weird fucking way to make that point. Then I saw the comment she made and pinned:

I have to ask, what is wrong with this idiot?

Her channel.

 

[Vingle]

Lol, just pick the cheapest option. With or without fragrance.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Its hard to pick one when most of them either smell gay or unflattering.

 

[Tom Myers]

Right Guard and Old Spice are both still around and have been since before my dad was born.

Secret and Dove are the same for women.

 

[Moths]

Nivea and michum my frens, ez

 

[Breadbassket]

Don't know this is why such an issue, its deodorant not an insurance plan.

 

[King Fructose]

I fully expected this to be some sort of joke and now I am disappointed.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Did you not go to the store or wear deodorant before you went into the clink?

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I actually have heard of shit like this before. There was a story I heard once (possibly apocryphal) about a Russian who lived under communism. When he went to stores in Russia, they either had coffee, or they didn't have coffee. No choice of brands or anything, just coffee or no coffee. When he came to the US, he went to the store to get some coffee, and he literally didn't know what to do with all the different choices, to the point where he briefly just shut down.

It might be exaggerated, but I do think it's a real phenomenon.

 

[A Gay Retard]

I'm not going to watch all of her stuff to figure it out so I'll just ask, what did bae do to wind up in prison

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Heroin prison time isn’t real prison time, plus she still looks gaunt so I doubt she’s kicked it

 

[Ultrapenguin]

There's no such thing as prison time for women, there's cutesy spa "let's mix things up and do each others hair and use magazines to make eye makeup and gossip and be catty it'll be so fun!" time. Oh no, they'll have to hang out with other women while men pay for their upkeep and protect them. That's so much different than usual.

Men go to prison. Women are rewarded with government subsidized girls club time to protect them for a while from making shitty decisions, then use it on tiktok to pretend to be interesting. But oh no, she can't make decisions for herself! And women are normally so great at making decisions for themselves!

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Woman moment.

 

[Naidyonov]

You could look in this list and compare it to free world items.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

I'm not going to watch all of her stuff to figure it out so I'll just ask, what did bae do to wind up in prison

Sold and trafficked drugs.

 

[DuckSucker]

I'm not going to watch all of her stuff to figure it out so I'll just ask, what did bae do to wind up in prison

Most women in prison stories Ive heard of are either some white collar crime but usually like high school/college kid party life drug shit, like selling or carrying it over a border, or being involved with someone doing that. But she doesnt look poor and looks young enough that it wouldnt have been a long term addiction, and she may not have served a long time.

Its a common story but men who get busted for it dont monetize 'their story'.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Most women in prison stories Ive heard of are either some white collar crime but usually like high school/college kid party life drug shit, like selling or carrying it over a border, or being involved with someone doing that. But she doesnt look poor and looks young enough that it wouldnt have been a long term addiction, and she may not have served a long time.

Its a common story but men who get busted for it dont monetize 'their story'.

I'm not going to watch all of her stuff to figure it out so I'll just ask, what did bae do to wind up in prison

Here's the video where she talks about why she went to prison.

I'm looking at some of her stuff and she has this weird thing where she equates being sent to prison with having a mental illness as if a person's choices and actions have nothing to do with why they were arrested and sent to prison. Here's a gem:

A lot of her content seems to go back to this whole "it's not my fault I'm an addict and a felon" while claiming to be have taken responsibility for her actions. Even better is the comment section on her videos where people pour approval and validation on her idiotic statements.

In this video she's telling a sob story about a guy named Robbie who is back in jail awaiting transfer to prison proper and about half way through she starts in on the sob story of "oh he just got caught up in the system, once you're in it it's hard to get out" and just generally making excuses for the decisions her friend made that got him arrested again.

Keeping in mind Jessica is an addict, she has recently posted videos about how she has a drinking problem but is going to keep drinking.

Would there be any interest in an actual thread about her?

 

[A Gay Retard]

Here's the video where she talks about why she went to prison.

I'm looking at some of her stuff and she has this weird thing where she equates being sent to prison with having a mental illness as if a person's choices and actions have nothing to do with why they were arrested and sent to prison. Here's a gem:

A lot of her content seems to go back to this whole "it's not my fault I'm an addict and a felon" while claiming to be have taken responsibility for her actions. Even better is the comment section on her videos where people pour approval and validation on her idiotic statements.

In this video she's telling a sob story about a guy named Robbie who is back in jail awaiting transfer to prison proper and about half way through she starts in on the sob story of "oh he just got caught up in the system, once you're in it it's hard to get out" and just generally making excuses for the decisions her friend made that got him arrested again.

Keeping in mind Jessica is an addict, she has recently posted videos about how she has a drinking problem but is going to keep drinking.

Would there be any interest in an actual thread about her?

An addict who still drinks isn't in recovery, no matter how pretty they brush their hair or expensive their ring light is. If she thinks she can flip her neurological switch with meth addiction and then go back to having a couple beers like a normal girl she's in for bad, bad times.

edit: posted 5/9/22. I giver her one year before things start falling apart completely unless she cuts the shit.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Here's the video where she talks about why she went to prison.

I'm looking at some of her stuff and she has this weird thing where she equates being sent to prison with having a mental illness as if a person's choices and actions have nothing to do with why they were arrested and sent to prison. Here's a gem:

A lot of her content seems to go back to this whole "it's not my fault I'm an addict and a felon" while claiming to be have taken responsibility for her actions. Even better is the comment section on her videos where people pour approval and validation on her idiotic statements.

In this video she's telling a sob story about a guy named Robbie who is back in jail awaiting transfer to prison proper and about half way through she starts in on the sob story of "oh he just got caught up in the system, once you're in it it's hard to get out" and just generally making excuses for the decisions her friend made that got him arrested again.

Keeping in mind Jessica is an addict, she has recently posted videos about how she has a drinking problem but is going to keep drinking.

Would there be any interest in an actual thread about her?

Does she have kids? That could add a nice grim layer if she gets a thread. I’d assume her bio family is lovely.
After watching the video, which was blessedly brief, I was amused. She seems amusingly slow. Then I read her ‘pinned comment’ and wanted to slap the stupid outta her. Does the world need one more attention whore making $$ off of her bad decisions and excuses?

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Does she have kids? That could add a nice grim layer if she gets a thread. I’d assume her bio family is lovely.
After watching the video, which was blessedly brief, I was amused. She seems amusingly slow. Then I read her ‘pinned comment’ and wanted to slap the stupid outta her. Does the world need one more attention whore making $$ off of her bad decisions and excuses?

She does have kids, she had one of them while in prison.