Why can't I get a job?

[Spamton]

It feels like all my applications are ignored.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

LIE.

 

[Spamton]

LIE.

i wish i was lying but nobody gets back to me

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

No, I mean lie on your applications.
Translation: tell them what they want to hear.

 

[Penis Drager]

Stop applying online. Find some nigger-tier customer service job and talk to the regulars. They probably know someone who knows someone who is hiring for halfway decent work.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Because you're a faggot.

 

[Slimy Time]

Covid-19 lockdowns and the economic fallout is probably a reason...

 

[Driftwood]

Say you are a bipoc troon who is disabled in your cover letter. You can get any job this way.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Say you are a bipoc troon who is disabled in your cover letter. You can get any job this way.

Right, lie.

 

[Bongocat]

Say you are a bipoc troon who is disabled in your cover letter. You can get any job this way.

This is probably a shitpost, but I seriously want to know how well that works.
Say you're a tranny or genderqueer or they/them. You'll probably have a job within a week. If they doubt you just call them a bigot.

 

[TFT-A9]

employers aren't really looking to fill any official Retardfaggot positions

 

[soryu]

Apply to at least 15 jobs and avoid retail. Look for something more labor demanding, like custodial or machine operator.

 

[Clown Baby]

Maybe you're just not good at anything, man.

 

[Xx_Retard Faggot 1488_xX]

employers aren't really looking to fill any official Retardfaggot positions

You talking shit on retard faggots there bud?

 

[gh0stzero]

Send them dick pics and cum tributes.

 

[TFT-A9]

You talking shit on retard faggots there bud?

I just figure you've probably got that market cornered anyhow

 

[A Gay Retard]

Go to 12 step meetings they take care of their own

 

[EnemyStand]

Tell them you're Native American. You'll get the job. What are they going to do, 23 and Me you?

 

[Yik]

I've employed people and i rate appilcaitions based on this.
can they do the job
will they do the job
will they fit in

The main criteria in whether they get an interview or not is whether they are going to fit in. My adivice is to write your cover letter like a competent, precocious, puppy.

 

[Agarathium1066]

If you're aiming for low end jobs it's because they have their pick of the litter for worker drones. The young, the middle aged, and the old are all getting fucked by covid so there's likely a stack of applications for any position worth half-a-damn.

Lie, try to sound like a non-confrontational on their questionnaires, and be persistent in putting them out. They don't want you being just or reasonable, they want you to be hard working and keep your head down.