Why can't it just be winter all year long?

[wry wrangler]

Summer sucks, spring sucks, fall sucks. Too hot, too bright. Why can't it be cold, dark, and depressing all year?

 

[WebLurker]

Move to Greenland and live your dreams.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Enduring the heat makes getting comfy in winter even better. Also a fellow vampire. Moving in with @wry wrangler and @Dysnomia.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Autumn is the best time of the year.

• Cool weather
• Not as many bugs in the air or none at all
• Beautiful red, orange, yellow tree leaves.
• Dogs become fluffy
• Best holidays: 9/11, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Black Friday
• Fun keeping track of Black Friday fliers and events with family and friends
• Best video games release during Autumn
• School starts so kids fuck off
• Lots of seasonal jobs available at this time so even faggots like OP can work 40 hours per week
• My birthday on December 20th