Why can't Tricknology turn me back into a black person?

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

The power of my Tricknology is immense, and I'm well versed in the art, but I can't figure out how to use my powers as a Tricknologist to increase the melanin content of my skin. Has anyone had any luck using Tricknology for this purpose? I wanna be black again guys.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

You need a negroplasty

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

You no longer want to associate with our glorious father Yakub?

 

[dick brain]

Literally just go outside in the daytime.

 

[Grayson Death Carlyle]

1. Buy Nutella, apply directly to skin as needed.
2. Enter your local inner city KFC food establishment.
3. Enjoy your newfound brotherhood with fellow blacks as they graciously accept you into the fold.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Have you tried altering the senses of those who perceive you so that they see you as black?

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Your mom knows a little something about turning tricks tricknology

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Have you tried altering the senses of those who perceive you so that they see you as black?

I tried that, they said I looked like Justin Trudeau and not a real brotha.

 

[Space_Dandy]

I keep hearing about lovers of black people 'burning coal.' Maybe whatever that is can help you.