Why couldn’t Noah fit dinosaurs on the ark?

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Title.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Because he had an autistic obsession with trains. Next question.

 

[Shivan Kutty]

They had already been extinct.

 

[Kenya Jones]

I hate Noah and I hate God and I hate Jesus because I want my dino nuggies to be real reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I hate Noah and I hate God and I hate Jesus because I want my dino nuggies to be real reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Well chickens are basically dinos, so in a way you sort of have Dino nuggies.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

How he didn't? Explain Barney the dinosaur then.

 

[Retink]

He did fit them on the arc, then god killed them later due to their sodomy.

 

[SandyCat]

Crocodiles are technically dinosaurs. Looks like he managed to get some of those on his big gay boat

 

[Ishtar]

I’d say a miracle was involved?

 

[Cup Noodle]

I'm going to really show my age here. This video was made before most of you were born.

 

[Gimmick Account]

How he didn't? Explain Barney the dinosaur then.

Barney was merely a blasphemous child's entertainer who cloaked the shame of his deeds in a deceitful disguise. It was artifice and a mockery of cosmic law

 

[Vingle]

They were too fat, McDonalds was apparently even more high-calorie back in those days.

 

[lolnah]

Because dinosaurs were never real. Teach the controversy.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Barney was merely a blasphemous child's entertainer who cloaked the shame of his deeds in a deceitful disguise. It was artifice and a mockery of cosmic law

But it can't be.... How about the I love you song? He must be real!!!

 

[biozeminadae1]

the boat was too small

 

[State Champ]

Lickalotopuss, Trannysaurus Rex, Pedoladon, Clitosaurus...

No way was Noah taking those dino sodomites on the boat

 

[Lorgar]

Because they're really big they'd sink the boat retard