Why did Chris Chan pound his mothers punanni pavement?

[King Fructose]

I’m literally shaking right now why would he do this

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

It's your fault.

 

[Jack Awful]

She was the only woman who ever lived in close proximity to him.

 

[Charles P. Scene]

Barbussy

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Grooming

 

[IKOL]

Eugenics, reversed.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

She was dressed suggestively and said "where am I" instead of "no".

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Because Barb is sexy as hell. I'm extremely jealous of Chris for getting to feel that tight snorlax pussy gripping his bent duck. I'd literally do anything for just one night under the sheets with Barb, and if I went to jail afterwards I wouldn't care because just the memory would keep me happy for the rest of my life.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Autism.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

She was the only woman who ever lived in close proximity to him.

*Hot single

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Boyfriend free girl and not a niggo

 

[Jason Wynn]

To own the libs

 

[RainbowUnicorn]

I just found out about Chris Chan. I had heard of Sonichu in passing, but going down this rabbithole has been painful. I'm inclined to believe it was partly lack of parental guidance and Barb's infliuence. I'm on the fence she had dementia based on a few audio clips, but it's possible she's senile to some degree.

 

[Lucky Jim]

literally shaking

so was Barb

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

so was Barb

Yeah, but old people shake like chihuahua on meth.