Why did you join Kiwifarms? - Autism speaks

[KiwiKritter]

I joined because I have always found Lolcows genuinely interesting and fun to learn about. Also, since I am online a lot this website does help doing background searches on people on the internet.

 

[SomethingWittyandBadass]

Joined to watch friends of mine to get roasted, thought I would jump in and save their asses with some comedical quirks here and there. Immediately saw that I was way over my head and exposed at that. So I just didn't give a fuck. I stop giving a fuck about my friends and just join up to shoot the shit.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I just wanted to be one of the tranny murdering bad guys of the Internet.

Plus I was sick of getting screamed at by crazy people for disagreeing with them online and this site has actual discussions instead.

 

[Pargon]

I wanted a place to post my autistic theories about DSP while I took dumps.

 

[AF 802]

To laugh at mentally crippled people.

 

[omori]

I was raised watching dumb shit like Jerry Springer and Maury so moving up to Internet dumbassary was only natural.

 

[reddit superstar]

I fear that if I don't practice the word soup and salad lunch-combo that is my limited writing skills, that they will begin to wane.

 

[ArnoldPalmer]

I'm a *chan oldfag. It was only natural.

 

[DildoGaggins]

To be honest I came on here because I knew a friend who really loved this site. I wanted to impress them by going on here and having a lot of knowledge of the site because I didn't know all that much about it. But then I found out Margaret Polermo had a thread on here and that was what basically glued me here.

 

[Snuckening]

Same as everyone else- To laugh at the whites while I still can, before they're replaced by the genetically superior races and stuff like autism and homo-ness and trannydom fade out of existence.

 

[Reynard]

I have a friend who posts here, and she told me about it. Lurked a bit and remembered I had someone who’d make for a good thread candidate. After that, I just gravitated towards the furry drama and community watch scenes.

 

[Next Task]

Have always been interested in lolcows, eg fandom_wank and the insanity of the people in those tight-knit internet-based communities.

I've also spent my time in SJW hugboxes, and was getting more and more annoyed by any slightly different opinion getting called all the negative SJW buzzwords - 'problematic', 'MRA', 'gamergate', 'alt-right', 'fascist'. People would be screaming about their oppression in an online-only space where only words were involved and they actually were privileged by other posters the more oppressions they claimed - with trans people being on top. Pointing out they weren't literally being murdered on the internet, however, got you REEEEEd at.

Found out about the farms and its thread on a personal lolcow I'd had run-ins with. Enjoyed the emphasis on facts, and evidence, and pointing out hypocrisy. Enjoyed more the way posters can admit they were wrong and have civil disagreements (not all, but more than any supposed 'smart' sites I'd been part of). Enjoyed the most how, wherever on the political spectrum posters were, they seem most united as being against identity politics.

Signed up because the site is easier to use when you're logged in, and it's satisfying to point out when cows are being shitty, shitty people and not get dogpiled for not just listening and believing. The Farms is not afraid of its users having independent thought, and doesn't coddle people just because they feel a certain way.

 

[Cast Away]

Came here for Kiwis originally but found the Lolcows kept here were a much better source of entertainment

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

To snap into some Slim Jims.

Also because I found it on the Chris wiki and I lurked for a long time before deciding to register.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

To learn some info about DSP

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Did some Googling of Sophie LaBelle to see if he was the pedo he seems like and wound up here. And after watching my favorite sites for news and humor turn into virtue signaling circlejerks I found a place where my brand of shitposting and funny would fit in. It's refreshing to be in a place where actual discourse on a subject can be had and most contrary opinions are shouted into the ground.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I signed up when Chris got arrested for pepper-spraying the GameStop clerk. I started reading other threads, and got hooked. I think the first cow I followed that wasn't Chris was Iconoclast, then it's all a blur.

 

[Lucifer's Rectum]

Strangely enough I was looking for screenshots of Final Fantasy 1, and found @AngeloTheWizard's let's sperg about it. I found it pretty entertaining to read through and from there I started poking around. I decided I liked the idea of observing eccentric individuals while just generally shitposting, so I made my account.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Strangely enough I was looking for screenshots of Final Fantasy 1, and found @AngeloTheWizard's let's sperg about it. I found it pretty entertaining to read through and from there I started poking around. I decided I liked the idea of observing eccentric individuals while just generally shitposting, so I made my account.

Well shit, okay.

My reason was also FF related. Brianna Wu's escapades into eating Ramuh's balls in FF14 was linked in a Twitch I was in and I decided to join to laugh at these weird people.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

I only found this place by looking for more hilarious bullshit surrounding the Change The Channel drama and some of you assholes are funny. Poked around, found Amberlynn Reid's section and figured it'd be a fun place to vent my shitty side.