Why did you join Kiwifarms? - Autism speaks

i had been on and off 4chan for many years and sometime around 2015, i had just remember CWC existed and was googling to see if he was still around or had faded away or something and i found this autistic shithole. the same situation made me come back here out of boredom, i don't think i had even visited this place since like early 2017 prior to a few days ago, unfortunately for me i had to discover you faggots were still around, i assumed Null shut it down and ran away to a third world country trying to keep one step ahead of Greta's deep fryer.
 
It began the night The Drunken Peasants broke up. DP had supplied me with no end of entertainment through their near constant badgering of such uniquely bizarre personalities including Brett Keane, Gman, Onision, and Gail(When DP themselves weren't playing the role of lolcow that is). They were also my first glimpse into the story of Chris Chan. When they split up I began to suffer from sever lolcow withdraws and proceeded to attempt supplementing with channels like Down The Rabbit Hole, Mad At The Internet, Rekieta Law, etc. All the while I kept hearing about Kiwi Farms, a name I was not familiar with among the 4chans, 8chans, and Encyclopedia Dramaticas of the internet.

It wasn't until people began recommending ContraPoints' videos to me that I finally ended up visiting the site. It just so happened to be the first page on Google that I found to have anything negative to say about Contra so I started reading. Nothing really came of that though besides reaffirming my belief that Contra was skeevy. It wasn't until the Vic Mignogna situation that I finally joined the site so that I could get all the breaking news and commentate on the developments in real time.

What really surprised me was that most of you seem to be genuinely nice people. Probably better people than me in most regards. I don't know what I expected but it wasn't this. In a world where it seems like everyone is going insane regardless of politics I managed to find an oddly comfortable little place where people aren't screaming at me for liking memes or mad because I said midget or trap.
 
Joined up sometime around Shmorkygate (I'd heard murmurs of the place but being able to talk shit about the mods dumb crap finally was nice) and when the website got shut down cause of vordrak I assumed it was dead for a year and ended up finding out it was back up sometime shortly after Trump got elected and then drifted away from Something Awful for good pretty much.

This place reminds me a bit of pre-2004 SA.
 
Lurked for awhile just keeping myself updated on Chris's antics and Channel Autism drama. Found myself branching out and reading other subforums to pass the time. Decided I might as well join in on the fun. For a group of people who sit around making fun of exceptional people on the internet, you seem like a pretty friendly bunch.
 
Why did you join Kiwifarms?

• I joined to research and keep my wife's sons from ever becoming cows themselves

• I'm a 14-year old desperate to invade niche communities with a talent for fitting in & LARPing

• I'm a glow-in-the-dark CIAnigger and it's my job to keep an eye on you deviants

• I hate Zoe Quinn so much and the incoming content was fresher and more accurate/up-to-date than any other source

• I'm a serial killer that doesn't kill and settles for trophies taken from cows' homes for my sick collection

• I'm a Web1.0 boomer reconnecting with the same people from BBS/EbaumsWorld/SA/Newgrounds/4chan and we've been friends for 20 years whether you know it or not

• I'm a deepfake SJW playing the long game, and if/when a friend becomes a target, I can use my rep to steer attention away and spare them

• I'm an unpaid intern doing a KF segment for the Ellen Show

Pick kafive.
 
Overheard some tried and true normalfags talking irl: "I went on 4chan and-"

Fled that shit like Sodom and Gomorrah.
 
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I've been following CWC since like, 2010 or so and was just following the "Da Update" section for news. I think I started lurking after the Game Place incident and I wanted to know what the fuck was going on. I don't remember if there was any specific CWC event that lead to me joining.
 
Why not? There are quality threads and threads with quantities of information. Shitposting and gossip is an interest along with the extremes of human behavior.
 
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