Why did you join Kiwifarms? - Autism speaks

I felt so normal and well-adjusted when I was here that I just had to make an account, eat three plates of pasta, shove a horse dildo up my ass, and ebeg for my tax money. Now I'm a cute little trans girl on the run from lesbian Nazis and I draw antifa anime. Life is good.
 
The internet started getting more sanitized and welcoming to normies, and I said to myself "god there's got to be a way to make sure I can never socialize properly with another human being."

I live in a progressive utopia where I can't really indulge my desire to be an edgelord IRL, and my sockpuppet social media accounts keep getting banned. I like having somewhere I can type the word 'nigger' and not have my account autobanned.
 
Found my personal lolcows having threads on here + I'm a big fan of the Tumblr subforums.
Before I came on the farms I just followed the impression that everyone here are complete assholes but it's nice to see that it isn't the case. I appreciate how candid and fair people are on this site, it's a breath of fresh hair from the fake sugary positive vibes that oozes out of the circles I used to be in. Nice to know that I'm not a Nazi shitlord or internally opressed for disagreeing with the current political/social climate.
 
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I am an old fuck who originally laughed at degeneracy at Something Awful and Portal of Evil way back in the web 1.0 days of the mid/late 90s... Those woebegone halcyon days when openly mocking tranny furry yiff art wouldn't get you fired from your part time gas station gig for being a fascist. While I've spent the last 25ish years being more of a shitlurker than shitposter, figured I would get off my ass and officially scream into the crushing void that has become our culture... and this seems to be the happenin spot for that shit.
 
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I found out about this place through ED months ago and I got curious so I decided to lurk for a while. I've come to enjoy my time here a lot. There's a lot of interesting topics for just about everyone here, and most importantly, the community that backs this place is better than any I've come across in recent years. Wish I had learned of KF sooner.
 
To be able to say shit without getting pummeled for it (and not rely on sites full of nazbol LARPers).

Been in the Internet drama community for a while, and I figured I'm already in too deep to escape.
 
I was in a really bad place, I was writing my thesis and working in a lousy job.
Kiwifarms basically saved my psyche. It's an entertaining forum and is not a far-left autistic circle jerk,
most of the times.
 
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Following a semi-famous troon's endless Twitter dramas eventually led me to his lolcow thread. The writing there was so gloriously free and unafraid, and for the most part very intelligent and occasionally screamingly funny. Such a brilliant site, am so glad I found it. Thanks, troons!
 
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To find and gain happiness from my totally abstract and long whiled lonely doomer lifestyle.
Oh yeah, also to laugh at mentally left-behind furries on the internet.
 
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