Why did you join Kiwifarms? - Autism speaks

I've been on various message boards throughout the years. Of my two main boards that I used, one has died and the other is pretty much in hospice. Then I heard Null call into TDS, checked it out, and here I am. It's been pretty cozy so far.
 
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Was running out of articles in the CWCkipedia to read and wanting to know more was what led me to joint the Farms, or the CWCki Forums as it was called back then. Stayed because of the community and wanting to occasionally entertain you with mostly lolcow related doodles.
 
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raymond said:
I realized autists were a threat to the universe and Kiwifarms was the only thing standing inbetween them and galactic annihilation.
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Raymond Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were autists in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Raymond was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY AUTISTS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were autists.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the autists!"
So Raymond gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the autists
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberautist and he fired the rocket missiles. Raymond plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the autists" he shouted
The radio said "No, Raymond. You are the autists"
And then Raymond was a kiwi.
 
This place is not only a hub of my favorite internet pastime of shitposting, but it's probably the only site where a.) People support the right to speak freely and b.) isnt also a breeding ground for speds of the lowest calibur.

Yall are high tier autists and I couldn't be happier being a part of the gang
 
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Because I'm an attention whore troll who gets bullied a whole lot for my grandpa mannerisms.
 
The website is just straight up more pro free speech than others. I don't follow too many lolcows, but even if it attracts some unsavory people at times, it's good to have generally unrestricted speech on a website so you can have an open discussion about things, even if it's controversial.
 
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A post about Yaniv on another forum with a mention of KF and I fell down the rabbit hole and I've come across such wonders on here.
I was so tired of having to be polite on other forums. It is nice to be able to call a lying sack of shit, a lying sack of shit without being kicked off the forum.
 
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