Why do all alternatives for "dox" sound lame and gay?

[The News Crews]

Every time I use them it feels like I'm using algospeak

 

[El Goblina]

admit to being lame and gay

my name is el goblina and i am lame and gay (but not a filthy sodomite)

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

"You want to get phonebooked nigger? XYZ is phonebooking you right now, we'll turn every page and release it on the white pages including the phonebook entry of your mother, father, child. Hell you're getting phonebooked so hard that we got a yellowpage for your banking, credit, and ssn. Stop Diddling Children Nigger."

Seems fine to me.

 

[Calandrino]

"dox" is also lame and gay

wow these documents must bodaciously rad to the x-treem or something, seeing as we're spelling them with the edgiest letter

 

[Laburnum]

How can you think sunshining or whatever one the alternatives was is lame and gay?

 

[Nitro!]

I am still waiting for the landmark case that uttering "dox" will have any effect on prosecution whatsoever.