Why do autists like trains? - I am tired of train fag autists

[lolcow yoghurt]

I decided look at degenerate Furry art on Twitter and saw some autist talk about how they loved trains. Why do autists like trains this much?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Because they're on a very strict schedule and autistic people like unchanging routines.

 

[awoo]

choo choo!

 

[BONE_Buddy]

Trains are very efficient at moving a lot of things of long distances. Unfortunately, many autists don't understand money and last mile logistics problems. Therefore many autist don't understand why every form of transport aren't trains.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

From the Wikipedia page on autism



That’s just how the autistic brain works…

 

[Uncle Sid]

 

[TerrorSperg99]

Because trains go fast like sonic and they are slow

 

[Chongqing]

Imagine a world within a whole universe that only consists of what's immediately in front of you.

Imagine if conformity to rules or one-track systems created momentum.

Imagine if momentum created power.

CHOO CHOO!

 

[WinchesterPremium]

The same reason woman like riding horses.

It is the closest they get to sex.

 

[Lucky Jim]

Trains are an alternative to cars, which are always driven by some JERK with a girlfriend. Furthermore, most of the population, virginal or otherwise, doesn't know or care about trains, so they are a good opportunity to accrue vast amounts of arcane information you will never be expected to explain coherently (because nobody cares).

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

They look like penises and autistic people are gay.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

That’s just how the autistic brain works

Besides being long things of stuff in a row, trains run on predictable schedules and run on a limiting path.

Plus there's the technology they run on like what the engine is, which of course the autist may really like.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

I'm more of a planes autist myself

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[The Cunting Death]

Why

 

[Larkin N Likin]

 

[b0x]

But I think "train fandom" and such, are stupid.