Why do blacks sing with such soul?

[Mariposa Electrique]

Say what you want about blacks, but those raised in the church can sang. I was classically trained as a soprano, so I can sing up to b7 in both whistle and head voice. I can't sing with the same soul in any language. Where does soulful singing come from?

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

inb4 triggered racist seethe

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Because they invented rock and roll.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

To attract mates.

 

[Shidoen]

Because they gotta add their own flavor to the boringness of this world.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Indonesian niggas with guitars on the street can outsing the blacks.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Because white people largely adapted in environments where long term thinking was necessary due to harsher climate where if you didn't plan ahead you'd fucking die when winter rolled around and thus they needed to use materials in their environment and have a greater level of restraint, they had to be more neurotic and second guess themselves much more, where as darker skinned folks adapted to environments where there were fewer usable building resources and many more immediate natural threats (like lions and shit) thus physical ability and reactivity was more valuable.

In summation black people are better at more primal impulse type behaviors including stuff like beat and musicality, while white people are better at more intricate delayed behaviors at the cost of stunting their short term expression somewhat and making them much more anxious and feel a greater desire for control over their environment itself.

Anyways lady, no wonder you can't sing as well as the negroids. Who the heck gets classically trained at singing? I've never even considered training in instruments to be that valuable let alone training in singing, it's the most natural thing you could do. If someone needs to be taught how to sing, they probably aren't cut out for singing.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Because of centuries of oppression.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Anyone of any sex and race can sing. If you practice often, you get better. When you discover your vocal niche, you become more effective in your role. Simple as.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Ella
Anita
Shirley

 

[Equivocal_Iki]

IDK, I blame disco.

Spoiler: Remix

Remix. The vocals fucking break the compression algorithm it's amazing.

 

[DJ Grelle]

You simply do not believe enough.

When you put your all into vocalizing something, express something from the depths of your heart then it will sound soulful.

 

[Skitarii]

It's not enough that these niggas have to steal cars and wallets, they also have to steal ppl's souls smh

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Anyways lady, no wonder you can't sing as well as the negroids. Who the heck gets classically trained at singing? I've never even considered training in instruments to be that valuable let alone training in singing, it's the most natural thing you could do. If someone needs to be taught how to sing, they probably aren't cut out for singin

I was classically trained at singing since childhood. My range is exceptional, but I can't sing the soulful styling of Urethra Farkland or Etta James.

 

[byuu]

Little known fact but the soul resides in a person's dick.
That's why black men have more soul while women are completely soulless.

 

[Caesare]

I was classically trained at singing since childhood. My range is exceptional, but I can't sing the soulful styling of Urethra Farkland or Etta James.

Those are 2 of the most talented vocalists of a generation. They were probably born with a ton of natural talent that they also spent a lifetime working to perfect. Most of them can't sing anywhere near a level that would even be considered borderline talented.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

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