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- Aug 24, 2024
Legitimate question. I've never owned a cat or ever cared to so I don't know
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How do people think the pyramids get built? People coming together for a higher cause? Bullshit it was those fucking alien cats! They used the toxoplasmosis to enslave the Egyptians into building them. Why you might ask, they're cat back scratchers, those buried Pharoahs and treasures are just there chew toys. We're just lucky the parasites have lost a bit of there effectiveness over time but soon the ship will drop off a new enhanced batch of cats and we'll all be doomed! Dooooooomed!!It’s their way of transmitting intel they’ve gathered on humans to the mothership for their inevitable takeover. The brilliant thing is they look and sound so cute doing it that we don’t suspect anything….but I know! I see through the bullshit!
@Cats your expertise are needed