Why do gnats want my whiskey?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Why?

 

[MadStan]

Cause "its gnat your whiskey"!

 

[Lokenstien]

They're alcoholics. But to be fair I would be too if I only got to live for 2 months and half that time was spent paying child support for millions of gnat brats.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Cause "its gnat your whiskey"!

I just started a war between humans and gnats, didn't I?

 

[Laburnum]

Must be an acquired taste

 

[KittyGremlin]

they want to drink their pain away

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Must be an acquired taste

Gnats do enhance the flavor sometimes.

 

[John Badman]

Alcohol is suicide to gnats and other insects. Have you considered your surrounding environment is suicide inducing for gnats?