Why do my farts smell like barbeque sauce

[Gone Ham]

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[Furret]

Have you eaten ketchup, brown sugar, Worcestershire sauce, vinegar, garlic powder, mustard powder, and salt in the past 24 hours?

 

[JethroTullamore]

Have you eaten ketchup, brown sugar, Worcestershire sauce, vinegar, garlic powder, mustard powder, and salt in the past 24 hours?

Do you do anything but browse Q&A?

They smell like BBQ because you suck black cock.

 

[User names must be unique]

you shouldn't use cum as barbeque sauce.

 

[Gone Ham]

you shouldn't use cum as barbeque sauce.

It was too tempting dude. the dog licked it off immediately

 

[Furret]

Do you do anything but browse Q&A?

I'm watching the category, so I get a notification whenever someone makes a new thread. It's a fun place to shitpost, but I do use other parts of the Farms, and I do have a life outside of this website.

 

[TFT-A9]

Hey man sorry I couldn't find the KY ok

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Sounds like you have bowel cancer. I’m sorry you had to find out this way.

 

[Alexander Thaut]

you ain't a smart fella I see

you're a fart smella

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Probably because you were having sex with your father while he was making some Barb-b-q.

 

[Cyclonus]

You were raped by a rogue chicken wing.

 

[Basketball Jones]

I’m sorry...we told you that if you could turn your ass into a something akin to a mentos-Coke volcano if you funneled Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce and vinegar into your poopchute. You were so excited at the idea of becoming a sauce Krakatoa that you ran into the kitchen and instead of grabbing vinegar you grabbed Null’s moonshine. You immediately dropped trow, rammed a funnel into your ass and started blasting the sauce down your hole, followed by the whole bottle of moonshine...all while singing “I want my babyback, babyback, babyback ribs.”

Your final lucid sentence before the Ukrainian rubbing alcohol sent you to the next dimension of white-girl wasted was, “get ready to be marinated” as you spread your hickory smoked asshole wide and in our direction, in anticipation of the explosive scat party you (assumed) were about to create. Instead you just blacked out and started crying about how your first kiss was a brony in a purple wig...when you were 22....we politely listened, but I’m not gonna lie it was a bit weird.

 

[FEETLOAF]

Many have asked, but none have found answers.

https://www.ignboards.com/threads/i-farted-and-it-smells-like-bbq-ruffles.455074764/

https://frysforum.com/discussion/1592/why-do-some-farts-smell-like-burnt-bbq-chips-even-when-you-didnt-eat-any/

https://9gag.com/gag/aNKXdr0