Why do niggers say “Axe you,” instead of “Ask you,”? Is there some physiological preventing them from being able to?

[C. G. B. Spender]

It comes from ye olde english where they said "acsian" which was probably pronounced something like axin, old way of saying it survived in poor classes and eventually came over to the States with immigrants.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

because there is just nothing to be gained by nature from large tongues and gums.

The black woman has a larger than average buttocks so the black man evolved larger lips, tongues, and gums to "eat dat booty like groceries". Those who were able to perform analingus with more skill were more likely to mate and reproduce. - Charles Darwin (probably)

 

[Miller]

It's their language, gnome sayin'?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Why do they call each other "nigga" when the correct pronunciation is "nigger" with a hard R?

 

[Rome vs Judea]

I just heard about the nigger tax... is this a real thing??

 

[BrunoMattei]

White New Yorkers also say "axe" for ask. If they have a thick New Yawk accent.

No. WTF are you talking about?

Yeah, I've wondered this very same thing. I have no idea why they refuse to say "ask" properly.

 

[The Cunting Death]

How about "why the fuck do they say 'finna' instead of 'fixing' or 'doing' or even 'asking'?"

It's just one of those things that only niggers can comprehend.

 

[LGTV]

niggers be niggering. Ain't that complicated.

 

[Roland TB-303]

Izzzz day kultchaaah!!

 

[ForkyMeetsPorky]

What's interesting is the London ones say 'Arks' instead of asked.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Bix nood.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

It's an accent thing. Not all black people do this. It's a dead giveaway that you're talking to a black person from Pennsylvania (especially Pittsburgh).

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Also I'm pretty sure Obama pronounced "ask" properly at least once so that's definitive evidence that the negro can do it

He's only half nigger though, and his mother was a mud shark and mud sharks can pronounce words properly. So once again we're back to questioning what is it in nigger genetics that precludes them from speaking english.