Why Do People Hate Vegans? - White supremacist and alt-right hitlers in my salad?

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I hate vegans because they're malnourished soyboys. Whereas with a strict carnivore diet where you cut out ALL carbohydrates, you're getting everything your body needs. The only thing you would have to supplement is Vitamin C since that comes from oranges, grapefruits, etc. Cod Liver Oil would also be recommended (see Frank Tufano's video on it here). You would have to only eat meat, like beef, chicken, eggs, turkey, pork, etc. Organs are also nutrient dense and would be highly recommended also. You can cook it or, like Sv3rige, eat it raw. The only problem is that is you CANNOT put A1 on your steaks, you can only use salt and pepper, and that applies for everything. For a side, you can only drink sparkling water, regular water or bone broth. As for dairy, only butter, hard cheese and heavy creams are recommended. Stuff like yogurt, milk and soft cheeses aren't recommended.
 
I hate vegans because they won't shut up at when I'm having a BBQ
I just wanna grill for godsakes!
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Due to weird circumstances, am basically vegan until the weekend. No meat, animal fat, raw sugar/sugary foods, wheat, nightshade vegetables (tomatos, peppers, aubergine etc) and limits on fruits. Basically vegetables, root vegetables, nuts like almonds, olive oil and the odd bit of alcohol (still taking supplements and vitamins of course).

Lets see if I end up an even bigger cunt by Friday and what happens to my body during these few days before I go back to my normal diet.
 
Slimy Time said:
Due to weird circumstances, am basically vegan until the weekend. No meat, animal fat, raw sugar/sugary foods, wheat, nightshade vegetables (tomatos, peppers, aubergine etc) and limits on fruits. Basically vegetables, root vegetables, nuts like almonds, olive oil and the odd bit of alcohol (still taking supplements and vitamins of course).

Lets see if I end up an even bigger cunt by Friday and what happens to my body during these few days before I go back to my normal diet.
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I find that most diet changes take about a month to analyse
 
Questionable Ceviche said:
A lot of vegans are assholes because anyone who sits down at a table and refuses food that someone else made at home for them is a piece of shit. They're so sanctimonious that it's hard to bond with them in one of the most basic ways - sharing food. You have to do everything on their terms with ingredients that they approve of. There's so many great food cultures from all over the world that they refuse to be a part of.

“The Grandma Rule is this: If I'm going to Grandma's house, I will eat what Grandma puts on the plate, and I will smile and ask for seconds and say, 'thank you, Grandma'”

I've met a lot of vegans, and a few of them were gracious adults who were easy to eat with. Most of them were babies that were picky eaters on top of being vegan.
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Kickass paraphrased quote from Anthony Bordain, bro.

I agree with it 100%. Paraphrasing from the Great Man myself, The thought of ANYONE but especially a first world hipster douchebag travelling to an exotic culture, being invited in to share a meal with people of this culture who want to share their 1000+ years of culinary tradition with this person who sneeringly turns down their offer and insists on eating some fucking raw vegetables makes my mouth fill with angry spit.

I want to smash the brain of this arrogant selfish fucknut with a butternut squash until one or the other give way, then feast on the combined remains.
 
I just find it ridiculous that most of the vegans I meet really believe they have excluded themselves from the biosphere. "I refuse to be responsible for the death of any animal!" Hold on there, what now?

If you've ever been to a farm - hell, if you have a backyard garden - you will know you need nitrogen (among other things - phosphorus, potassium) to have fertile soil for growing all that delicious kale and horrific GMO soy. There are three primary sources for that nitrogen: manure from living animals, blood and bone (from recently dead animals) or fertilisers made from fossil fuels (long dead animals.)

Factory farms are horrible, no question, but so are all those vast "waving fields of grain" - I've met vegans who think those are natural, no shit. Of course, if you have half a brain, you understand there were diverse ecosystems there before they were cleared to became soy fields or wheat fields or whatever. There is nothing good for animals about agricultural monocultures, even "vegan" ones (which again, don't exist, because fertile soil requires either animal products or just plain dead animals.)

Even if we forget the displaced wildlife and destruction of natural ecosystems, how about the animals killed or poisoned by pesticides or caught up in combine harvesters, and the rivers and creeks diverted for irrigation or polluted by agricultural runoff, and all the creatures that (once) lived in or were dependent on those...

I am happy to debate with any vegan who is not an ill-informed fantasist with essentially no knowledge of how their food is produced. The second someone says "I'm a vegan because I refuse to be responsible for the death of any animal," I smile and say "that's nice," because if you don't understand that things have to die so other things can live - and that includes us - then you are a moron, and I don't have the time.

I could go on for days, but... I personally can't stand most vegans because so many of them think they have a get-out-of-the-biosphere free card (eh, let's be honest: Nobel Prize) because they are sooooo much more compassionate and ethical than any omnivore, even though I've met countless 'simple' farm folk who are quietly making sustainable permaculture work in even very challenging conditions... i.e. actually doing something to make the world better, not just lecturing anyone in sight who enjoys milk in their coffee.
 
Lemmingwise said:
I find that most diet changes take about a month to analyse
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Yeah, so far it's not too annoying tbh. The lack of wheat/grains and nightshade vegetables is more irritating than the vegan and no sugar bit. I just want some tomatos. At least it will be done by Saturday and I can go eat a burger.

Update: It's Saturday, just finished a burger and fries. I don't think it's ever tasted better.
 
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I found this on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegaphobia

So looks like they're about to play the "muh discrimination" card, though they'll have to either invent forms of oppression or mental gymnastics their way around it. If you look at this map, the countries in red is where Veganism is illegal:
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Vegans have no right to claim discrimination and oppression. They were never enslaved, they were never segregated, they never were on the shit end of apartheid, they were never put in death camps, they were never the victims of any genocide, they don't get disowned by friends and family to such an extent that they an hero, society doesn't pressure them to an hero, they don't have crimes associated with them, and they don't have any national tragedies tied to them.
 
I’ve noticed there’s two types of vegans.
1. The kind everyone knows about and hates. Veganism is their sad replacement for God, a proper religion or philosophy. These seem to be a lot more common.
2. Short term vegans. They do it because they hear it’s healthy, they genuinely like the taste, and they stop doing it once they realize plant matter alone is insufficient for human nutritional needs. They may become normal vegetarians. Short term veganism actually can be healthy simply because the “standard American diet” is so awful.

Munchingonfish said:
If we weren't meant to eat animals they wouldn't taste so good.
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“It is not what goes into the mouth that defiles a person, but what comes out of the mouth; this defiles a person.”
Jesus, Matthew 15:11
 
Man I tried to be open but I went to a vegan restaurant and everyone kept farting and then inhaling afterwards. The smell was so bad all the patchouli and pot smoke didnt even cover it.


Another fun thing to do is ask vegans to cut down on their carbon footprints by smoking less cigarettes and pot. Every little bit helps!
 
Troonologist PhD said:
I’ve noticed there’s two types of vegans.
1. The kind everyone knows about and hates. Veganism is their sad replacement for God, a proper religion or philosophy. These seem to be a lot more common.
2. Short term vegans. They do it because they hear it’s healthy, they genuinely like the taste, and they stop doing it once they realize plant matter alone is insufficient for human nutritional needs. They may become normal vegetarians. Short term veganism actually can be healthy simply because the “standard American diet” is so awful.


“It is not what goes into the mouth that defiles a person, but what comes out of the mouth; this defiles a person.”
Jesus, Matthew 15:11
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I've noticed two distinct groups:
A) People who genuinely believe veganisim is a personal choice about the most moral way to live and get on with it;
B) Complete cunts.
Group B is comprised of Twitter vegans, hipsters who 'eat vegan, once a week, and every member of Extinction Rebellion. They are easy to spot, usually self identifying without prompting, and are the reason most of us think of all vegans as insufferable dick heads. Group A members do exist but tend to fly under the radar, due to not being complete cunts.
 
Nobody hates vegans. People hate insufferable cunts who never shut the fuck up about their stupid fucking diet, no matter what it is.

There are vegans who just eat what they want and don't moralfag others at every chance. Nobody dislikes them.

Then there are vegans who have decided that their entire life, personality, talking point and opinion is based on their diet. People hate them because they are bunch of smug insufferable know it all's who are going to be real surprised one day when they live their life full of health and nutrition find themselves in the hospital dying of nothing.
 
I'm of the belief that anything that is highly processed trends toward being highly unhealthy, most vegan "food" are just slurries of soy, chocked full of glyphosate, with flavorings and food dyes. However, a "whole foods" diet, as it is referred to, will be incredibly expensive, regardless of your preferences. If you get a fresh haunch of lamb it's gonna be more expensive than chicken nuggets, meat oxidizes over time, meaning that it becomes more carcinogenic as it is processed and aged. According to science.

This being said, a vegan, whole-foods diet would be incredibly expensive for the average person, and people that get preachy about their privileged position, whether friends with a gardineer, or just living in a lush area, end up rightfully ostracized by the common man who's simply looking to fill their stomachs inbetween the woes. A vegan diet is healthier, but at what cost is that bundle of kale, who broke their backs to grow those blackberries, what is the real environmental impact of having your nice fresh veggies shipped in a refrigerated container, covered in plastic, to sit in a giant department store?
 
Troonologist PhD said:
I’ve noticed there’s two types of vegans.
1. The kind everyone knows about and hates. Veganism is their sad replacement for God, a proper religion or philosophy. These seem to be a lot more common.
2. Short term vegans. They do it because they hear it’s healthy, they genuinely like the taste, and they stop doing it once they realize plant matter alone is insufficient for human nutritional needs. They may become normal vegetarians. Short term veganism actually can be healthy simply because the “standard American diet” is so awful.
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Weird Al Yankovic is an example of a short-term vegan who decided to diet for health reasons and then quit being vegan but is still a normal vegetarian as a personal preference.
 
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