Why do people like clubs?

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Seriously, booze is expensive, music is loud and shit, and music is too loud to hear anything.

If you wanna get laid, getting a hooker ends up cheaper. If you wanna see your friends, just hit a pub.
 
Gender: Xenomorph said:
music is loud and shit
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It also fucking sucks. Every "club" soundtrack is just all the garbage dance shit that's on the radio, including the songs that just sample 90's shit.

Rarely will you ever go into a club that has actual "Lounge/Club" music (like the stuff that's on Channel 53 Chill on SiriusXM) and even that is a crapshoot regarding quality.
 
Sex, drugs, alcohol and dancing. The 4 cornerstones of human socialization outside the family.

Its really not hard to understand the appeal and I fucking hate clubs.
 
I’ve mellowed out and prefer old man bars with acoustic sets or maybe a coffee shop with a piano player in them.
When I go to the Midwest there’s a chain called Marianos that for some reason has a piano person on weekends. Otherwise some classic rock station sets up some parking lot event I can go to. I only wanna drink at home where my couch is, it’s Coke Zero for me when I’m out
 
Clubs have proven effective murder tools for over 100,000 years
 
You can pretend you did something worthwhile instead of sitting around drinking.
You don't even watch a movie or anything, you just sit there.
 
I mean going to the club used to mean was getting out on the town having fun and flexing looking nice. Now days going to the club is more akin to paying for overpriced drinks and getting drunk. Take a look at what clubbing meant circa 1991 vs 2021.
 
It's not difficult to understand the appeal of clubs, you get drunk, maybe do drugs, potentially make new friends or pickup a girl/guy. Personally I have never understood clubbing for all the reasons you've listed, also I find that the 'great memories' people talk about weren't really great at all, they were just drunk/high off their ass at the time so everything appeared to be hilarious. Going clubbing with a close-knit group of friends is probably okay but when I did it at university, I quickly realized that it was just a bunch of miserable strangers who drank so they could tolerate each other and be fake happy. It was genuinely a miserable experience and I'll never do it again.
 
I don't understand people that whine about expensive booze at clubs. Just buy the strongest cheapest vodka you can find and smuggle it it in a flask. Which really isn't hard.
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