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- May 3, 2019
Ex Cir's patent (pending) method for curing depression:
Something like that, anyway. Hope you start to feel better @RetardedCat, just remember that the only way out of this is through it. Whatever's got you fucked up has to be faced down and conquered, otherwise you're going to continue to cower and hide from it until you're dead, one way or another.
- Conceive of an irrational and overbearing fear of personal failure
- Let this feeling stew until it's all-encompassing
- Do nothing
- Allow this tsunami of dread to swamp your soul
- Succumb to hopelessness and despair
- Do nothing
- Do nothing
- Do nothing
- Realize you've been drowning for years now
- Consider roping
- Puss out
- See a doctor
- Take your prescription of Venlafaxine home and have a complete meltdown
- Three weeks in hospital, heavy antipsychotics
- "Improvement"
- Do nothing
- Do nothing
- Apathy reigns
- Stop the meds
- Do nothing but feel a bit better
- Years pass
- Fear returns, hopelessness and despair return full-force
- Burn life down for fifth time
- Back on the antipsychotics
- Do nothing
- Life goes on
- Drop the meds again, can't live on them
- Frustration peaks
- Consider roping for the twentieth time
- Puss out again
- Allow fear and hopelessness to destroy life for the tenth time
- Sick of this shit
- Question personal philosophy, decide nihilism is fatal
- Find God, decide I'm more afraid of Him than myself
- Reassess history of personal failure
- Realize I'm not that special and nothing so terrible has happened yet
- Start speaking my mind instead of being a little bitch
- Embrace failure as a learning opportunity
- Start to learn how to live with reality, not deny it
- Start to feel better
- Fuck things up, catastrophize for three days, get over it (repeat this often)
- Still feeling better
- Start to feel happy
- Start putting life together
- Find KiwiFarms
- Reconsider roping
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- Let this feeling stew until it's all-encompassing
- Do nothing
- Allow this tsunami of dread to swamp your soul
- Succumb to hopelessness and despair
- Do nothing
- Do nothing
- Do nothing
- Realize you've been drowning for years now
- Consider roping
- Puss out
- See a doctor
- Take your prescription of Venlafaxine home and have a complete meltdown
- Three weeks in hospital, heavy antipsychotics
- "Improvement"
- Do nothing
- Do nothing
- Apathy reigns
- Stop the meds
- Do nothing but feel a bit better
- Years pass
- Fear returns, hopelessness and despair return full-force
- Burn life down for fifth time
- Back on the antipsychotics
- Do nothing
- Life goes on
- Drop the meds again, can't live on them
- Frustration peaks
- Consider roping for the twentieth time
- Puss out again
- Allow fear and hopelessness to destroy life for the tenth time
- Sick of this shit
- Question personal philosophy, decide nihilism is fatal
- Find God, decide I'm more afraid of Him than myself
- Reassess history of personal failure
- Realize I'm not that special and nothing so terrible has happened yet
- Start speaking my mind instead of being a little bitch
- Embrace failure as a learning opportunity
- Start to learn how to live with reality, not deny it
- Start to feel better
- Fuck things up, catastrophize for three days, get over it (repeat this often)
- Still feeling better
- Start to feel happy
- Start putting life together
- Find KiwiFarms
- Reconsider roping

Something like that, anyway. Hope you start to feel better @RetardedCat, just remember that the only way out of this is through it. Whatever's got you fucked up has to be faced down and conquered, otherwise you're going to continue to cower and hide from it until you're dead, one way or another.
*user Exigent Circumcisions accepts no liability in the event that this method burns your shit down.
Use at own risk.
Do not mix with children or other dependents.
Do not mix with atheism.
Keep a bottle of antipsychotics on hand in case of emergency.
Be safe and have fun!
Use at own risk.
Do not mix with children or other dependents.
Do not mix with atheism.
Keep a bottle of antipsychotics on hand in case of emergency.
Be safe and have fun!