Why do people who are better than me think they're better than me?

[Fat Gollum]

The nerve.

 

[PonderosaPete]

They have telepathy. The gap keeps widening.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

It's because you're fat.

 

[OrionBalls]

Are they better than you, or are your insecurities making you weak?

 

[Fat Gollum]

Are they better than you, or are your insecurities making you weak?

They're obese while I'm merely fat.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

They have telepathy. The gap keeps widening.

Nobody wants to hear about dialating.