Why do so many lolcows obsess about having kids?

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They want kids so they can manipulate them into being clones of their father. The saying like father like son comes to mind.
 
Well I think it's as about as average as other people, I suppose. Lolcows are just more public about it and obsess over it a bit more because tick tock there goes my biology clock.
 
From King of the Hill's resident Conspiracy Cow:

"Joseph better not be sterile! Certain plans of mine require additional Gribbles."
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
Because they think that reproducing is what normal humans do.
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This is a big part, and all cows have a huge ego. Many have used the phrase "carry on my legacy" or something along those lines.
I happen to enjoy the incel/loveshy cows for some reason and a running trait they see kids as living proof, you've had sex. Now you or I can brag we've banged 45908608596 girls and these people are so angry and hateful even if you had sex tapes of each and every sexual encounter of your life, they would cry and scream photo shop. Having a kid and DNA test (yes some weirdos have said they would get it just to prove they had sex) is undeniable someone bumped uglies with you.

Sadly, I can name a few cows that @Strong Tranni Role Model was not joking about.

Most cows lack long term thinking, and don't see what a serious ordeal a kid is. They don't have the common sense or planning skills to own a pet (or do it safely/well) so to them a kid is just a check book off the to do list of life.

Needless to say those who do manage to reproduce are awful parents and doom their own children to be the next gen of lolcows or worse, I'm looking at you Cecily.

Depressing most of all, some cows we know only because they already have kids and are woefully neglectful or abusive.
 
The "biological clock" is a very real thing OP. In many ways having a kid is about one of the most self validating thing you can do in your life, create something that will carry on your legacy (even if that legacy is full of the tism).

Bassomatic said:
This is a big part, and all cows have a huge ego. Many have used the phrase "carry on my legacy" or something along those lines.
I happen to enjoy the incel/loveshy cows for some reason and a running trait they see kids as living proof, you've had sex. Now you or I can brag we've banged 45908608596 girls and these people are so angry and hateful even if you had sex tapes of each and every sexual encounter of your life, they would cry and scream photo shop. Having a kid and DNA test (yes some weirdos have said they would get it just to prove they had sex) is undeniable someone bumped uglies with you.

Sadly, I can name a few cows that @Strong Tranni Role Model was not joking about.

Most cows lack long term thinking, and don't see what a serious ordeal a kid is. They don't have the common sense or planning skills to own a pet (or do it safely/well) so to them a kid is just a check book off the to do list of life.

Needless to say those who do manage to reproduce are awful parents and doom their own children to be the next gen of lolcows or worse, I'm looking at you Cecily.

Depressing most of all, some cows we know only because they already have kids and are woefully neglectful or abusive.
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Unfortunately much of what you say is also true...
 
because it's one of the markers of a true fuckup; not content with making a hash of their own life, they are also intent on fucking it up for other people too
see also: the terminally unemployed wasters who have 10+ kids and expect the rest of society to pay for them
 
Because deep down I think they understand that they won’t have the chance of having kids, but they try to make themselves feel like they can.

It’s self denial in a way.
 
ChuckSlaughter said:
Why do so many lolcows obsess about having kids?
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Because it's literally an impossibility for them. Unless they can rape some chick and hold her captive for nine months, nobody will carry their vile, horrid, Downie offspring to term.

hotcheetospuffs said:
Because they think that reproducing is what normal humans do.
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Well, it is.
 
Lolcows want what everyone else wants, they're just really bad/tactless/clueless at getting it, so it shouldn't be a surprise their expressed desires for becoming a parent are as odd and disjointed as how they see education, jobs, finance and everything else.
 
I've personally noticed that most cows tend to be extreme anti-natalists. I can only think of a few cows actually obsessed about actually having kids.
 
I think it's about proving yourself, to the world or to your parents. Especially if they are an only child or the ugly duckling in the family, it is a way to say "I am contributing to this family by contributing to this bloodline".
 
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