Why do Somalians look like that? - Answers finally!

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Went down this rabbit hole the other night and found some interesting answers. Figured some people here might like to know because we've all noticed it... why do Somalians look like that?

Thin bodies and large foreheads

The short answer is its a form of adaption for desert living but that itself creates additional questions since theres lots of other desert groups that don't have the distinct foreheads. For instance, there are African tribes in the same heat zone that don't have such features (in part because they don't have the same phenotypes as Somalians.) There are also groups of people in other places on earth that live in hotter temperatures who lack the distinct look. One thing that differentiates African's living in hot climates is the type of heat; dry and wet. Wet heat seems to create different phenotypes than dry.

And there are other African tribes that share the same "elongated" forehead look that Somalians made famous. Turns out these groups are all pastoralists. This is an important clue.

Milk Anemia

Turns out that heat alone doesn't really explain the distinct look, but it is in a way related. Large foreheads is actually a symptom of a known condition called the Bahima disease, caused by milk consumption. The other hallmark is iron deficiency, itself caused by the calcium in milk reducing the bodies ability to absorb iron. Large foreheads are a result of excessive red blood cell production caused by excessive consumption of milk especially in early childhood.

The iron deficiency also helps explain the gaunt body type of Somalians, not necessarily an adaption to desert heat.

The land of milk and... more milk.

Turns out that pastoralists have a limited diet created by their nomadic lifestyle, the tend to consume lots of milk to survive. Its lost on most of us because we live in a society thats farmed grains for millennia. But if your life revolves around moving herds of grazers around to consume grasses in areas not suitable for farming you're stuck with eating meat occasionally or milk and milk products regularly. Meat is rare because it can take years to raise an animal and meat is a one time deal, whereas milk production can last for months and a healthy grazer can produce milk for multiple years once matured.

Turns out these "elongated" African tribes have lactose tolerances as high as Western Europeans, a hallmark of milk consumption in adulthood. In fact, there were nomadic tribes in the Somalian region that often survived solely on 5 liters of camels milk per day. This seems impossible but it is in fact a way to survive. It even mirrors ancient legends about the Germanic tribes, as told by the Ancient Romans, and how they didn't farm grains but rather survived on milk products from their herds.

So it turns out that Somalians looking so unique is a result of the people in that region maintaining the pastoral lifestyle much later than other groups like Europeans (who were switched to grain production by various groups like the Ancient Romans.)
 
We all know why they actually look like that.
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They are blessed with 2 brains, just like their forebear.
 
The oddest thing is that they don't even look like other east Africans. Hell, some Ethiopians basically look like white people with dark skin. The bulb head phenotype is Somali specific, and based on their appearances and character I can only come to the conclusion that they are cursed by God.
 
The oddest thing is that they don't even look like other east Africans. Hell, some Ethiopians basically look like white people with dark skin. The bulb head phenotype is Somali specific, and based on their appearances and character I can only come to the conclusion that they are cursed by God.
Yup there are a few other groups that have the same characteristics but they're all in the same region and have been isolated for generations.

There are other tribes that share some characteristics, mainly the tall and lengthy look. But in some cases these tribes appear to have some European traits and the women tend to be fairly more attractive. The Western most groups tend to have these features, maybe from earlier exposure to Europeans. Northwest Africa had plenty of Southern European people in it by the Roman era so it's possible some co-mingling occurred further south along the Western coastline.

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Jesus. They're basically just a tick on a camels udder at that point.
Yeah. I can't imagine chugging that much milk in one day and I'm of Western European decent; basically a dairy lover. I have drank a quart of chocolate milk in one day before. They must've been shitting liquid on that diet, assuming they weren't making any of it into cheese (which turns out to be pretty common even in hot climates, ancient Egypt had cheese you just have to pickle it in salt in warmer climates.)

Iron Supplementation

Another tidbit I forgot to mention. Why not give these people iron supplements since we now know they're iron deficient and since iron supplementation is cheap and easy? Turns out that higher iron stores increase ones chances of contracting malaria so its sort of an advantage for Somalians to be lacking in it. Might be a natural selection trait that favored them.
 
So it turns out that Somalians looking so unique is a result of the people in that region maintaining the pastoral lifestyle
It feels like this entire time you have been politely skirting around the plainly obvious.

These people have vestigial jaws because they haven't chewed anything in millenia. Everything they consume is a blood or milk porridge.
 
All the non dysgenic somali men were dragged on to slave ships and promptly castrated by the ayrabs for a couple centuries, leaving only specimens like this
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When they smile their lips stick to their teeth, peeling back like foreskin.

They also fidget with their hands. Being that thin makes it look faggy.
 
imagine having all those brains and still having lower iq than the gorillas that populate your continent.
 
Is there an explanation on why they're dumb as shit and feral even by African standards?
 
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