Why do the DDoS attacks always come when I'm naked in bed?

[wry wrangler]

Is it just a coincidence?

 

[King Fructose]

So we can say “Wear some slacks, stop denial of service attacks”

 

[Very_sad_man]

Why are you naked while browsing kiwi farms?

 

[Twinkletard]

Why are you naked while browsing kiwi farms?

You're not?

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

To remind you grandpa to put some pants on. No one wants to see your hanging berries that touch the ground!

 

[Psychotron]

So you can wake up like a badass general and get on the red phone and call null and say
"They caught us with my pants down!"

 

[seri0us]

To remind you grandpa to put some pants on. No one wants to see your hanging berries that touch the ground!

hanging berries and that shriveled up triple-A battery

 

[wry wrangler]

To remind you grandpa to put some pants on.

Never.

 

[Maurice Caine]

I am very late but I want you to sleep naked today. Just to make sure.