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Reasons why Chinese are funnier to laugh at
1 They are yellow. Brown skin is normal (brown is the color of poo but on the positive side it helps resist strong UV sunshine) but yellow? Yellow skin in humans is usually the symptom of a terrible disease like jaundice.
2 The accent. Ah so! Me so solly! You wan flied lice weez you pwawn clackahs? Hong Kong Ching Cho Chang. Hilarious.
3 Small height. Small peepee
4 If they are sad about small peepee, you can cheer them up by reminding them they are good at math. Then they will help you with your homework.
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5 Talking about food. You see dogs, cats as lovable pets, they see them as tasty meals.
6 Nothing is off-limit for food. Even if it means bats with a spreadable virus that shuts down Earth for a year or two.
7 Immigration and tourism- Chinese are the worst. They packs their bags and go fucking everywhere. Want to go on vacation and see a nice tourist attraction good luck getting a photo without 50 Chinese people in front of it.
8 Manners- at buffets expect them to literally physically shove past you to get their grub. There is no Mandarin word for "queue".
1 They are yellow. Brown skin is normal (brown is the color of poo but on the positive side it helps resist strong UV sunshine) but yellow? Yellow skin in humans is usually the symptom of a terrible disease like jaundice.
2 The accent. Ah so! Me so solly! You wan flied lice weez you pwawn clackahs? Hong Kong Ching Cho Chang. Hilarious.
3 Small height. Small peepee
4 If they are sad about small peepee, you can cheer them up by reminding them they are good at math. Then they will help you with your homework.
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5 Talking about food. You see dogs, cats as lovable pets, they see them as tasty meals.
6 Nothing is off-limit for food. Even if it means bats with a spreadable virus that shuts down Earth for a year or two.
7 Immigration and tourism- Chinese are the worst. They packs their bags and go fucking everywhere. Want to go on vacation and see a nice tourist attraction good luck getting a photo without 50 Chinese people in front of it.
8 Manners- at buffets expect them to literally physically shove past you to get their grub. There is no Mandarin word for "queue".
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