Why do they say to not compare apples to oranges?

[William]

Apples and oranges have to be some of the most similar things out there.

 

[Skitarii]

Apples will kill themselves if you compare them to a more superior fruit

 

[Whatevermancer]

I don't get it, either. Oranges are clearly superior to apples. It's jut a fact.

 

[SandyCat]

Apples are just mad they can't be turned into orange juice

 

[Medulseur]

Apples will kill themselves if you compare them to a more superior fruit

Apple pie renders that statement false.

 

[Skitarii]

Apple pie renders that statement false.

Suck my rinds, applefags