Why do things reproduce?

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

Everything alive reproduces. Why?

 

[NigKid]

They are produces solely for us to have people to laugh at, its a conspiracy

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Because of the eternal booty call.

 

[Mr. Bung]

If things didn't reproduce, we would run out of meat. Same goes for people, as long pig has always been considered something of an emergency meat.

 

[N. Gin]

So that their friends don't say "lol virgin" everytime they meet.

 

[I am vomit]

Slugs are hermaphrodites. Imagine if you were nothing more than a sluggy cum sack.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Paycho Mantis summed it up pretty good

 

[Indefinite_Ordered_Sets]

How do you ever evolve if you could not shuffle your genes? You ain't a future if you're this uneducated.

 

[Just A Butt]

cause fucking feels really good

 

[libRT]

Because every being that doesn't reproduce ends up extinct. So all that is left are the reproducers

 

[draggs]

Because God is a filthy pervert

 

[Internet Explorer]

Because smashing naughty bits together is the way we collectively work towards our assumed ultimate form.

 

[G19]

For time waits for no one, and The Reaper claims us all eventually. And so we trick it, leaving behind the closest thing there is to ourselves. This is life, this is our way to refuse death.
Why, you ask? Because we don't want to die. We are alive, and we want to live. This is our defiance in the face of entropy.

Of course, this doesn't even need rationalization. Do what you were born to do, your instincts guide you.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

'Cause yo mom's a hoe.

 

[Carpenter Trout]

Kojima explained it in the final part of Metal Gear Solid 2.

 

[Clown Baby]

Because Jesus has an expansion fetish. He also likes cock vore.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

So some stranger on the internet can ask other strangers why they even exist.

 

[KateHikes14]

To dab on incels

Even the fish fuck nigga.

 

[OpenBASED]

To spite you.

 

[Xenarthran]

I'm not sure exactly why sexual reproduction evolved, but I do know that it helped speed up evolution, and made it much easier for living things to spread themselves over a bigger area.

Before sexual reproduction came to be, things changed and mutated far slower. So it likely has something to do with that.