Why do wojaks love IPAs and Subarus so much?

[Santa Fe Swag]

They'll talk to you about IPAs like you've never tried beer before and don't already have your own preferences. They all seem to drive Subarus to try and seem more outdoorsy and eco friendly. The dick measuring competition never ends.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Wojaks? like the ms paint drawings? If internet memes are talking to you about IPAs I don't know what to tell you, man. Are on any kind of schizo medication?

 

[Just A Butt]

what's a subarus?

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

It's the same reason for their automated adherence to sjw doctrine. Herd mentality.

 

[eDove]

I knew a guy who could vape rings and had "Subaru" tattooed on his hand.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Wojaks? like the ms paint drawings? If internet memes are talking to you about IPAs I don't know what to tell you, man. Are on any kind of schizo medication?

I don't have the money for that shit

 

[DumbDude42]

THE WOJAKS ARE TALKING ABOUT BEERS AND CARS AGAIN
JANNIES HELP ME

 

[Vingle]

what's a subarus?

Cars

 

[Rezza]

Because they're morons

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

My mum wants me to get her a Subaru, is she a Wojak?

The first Wojack...

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

My mum wants me to get her a Subaru, is she a Wojak?

The first Wojack...

Just be wary if she starts using terms like social justice allot

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

what's a subarus?

A car for lesbians.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

i haven't seen a single WRX owner that doesn't drive like they have something to prove to everyone else on the road

 

[Drain Todger]

I remember when we used to just call them hipsters.

 

[Pee Cola]

Probably because they're all vapists, and vapists love both Subarus and IPA.

 

[Penis Drager]

IPA's are bretty gud tbh. And all the Subi owners I know are the types that actually like working on cars so they don't really give a shit the damn thing breaks down every couple thousand miles.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Bad IPAs are just hop bombs you try convincing yourself to like. These spark zero joy. Good IPAs usually taste like citrus and make you happy.

 

[Red Hood]

I drive a Subaru because I want to have that Bunta energy.

 

[Penis Drager]

Bad IPAs are just hop bombs you try convincing yourself to like. These spark zero joy. Good IPAs usually taste like citrus and make you happy.

Sierra Nevada makes some of the best IPA's
Microbrews are pretty consistently shit.

 

[Skitarii]

what's a subarus?