Why do wojaks love IPAs and Subarus so much?

[Santa Fe Swag]

They'll talk to you about IPAs like you've never tried beer before and don't already have your own preferences. They all seem to drive Subarus to try and seem more outdoorsy and eco friendly. The dick measuring competition never ends.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Non-WRX subaru owners are taken in by Subaru's marketing. Subaru's training material specifically mentions lesbians are a significant part of their target demographic because they have expendable income and are loyal due to Subaru's implied politics. Subaru also requires dealerships to donate to international charities(the ones that are household names and waste your money) to keep their reputation. They also used to have dog adopt-a-thons at their dealerships. The subaru outback also has a top mounted tent geared toward urbanites who want to camp but not camp in the rough. Subarus are also not as mainstream which makes the owners feel special.
IPAs are easy to make and not heavy on flavor which enables hobbyists to make their own brand with flavoring.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I remember when we used to just call them hipsters.

I suddenly got the first few seconds of this video stuck in my head:

 

[Amphotericin B]

There are three factions of Subaru owners.

1: outdoorsy types with big dogs, sometimes lesbian.

2: liberal old people who like the company’s use of politics in marketing and like having a station wagon. Wagons were popular when they were young but most manufacturers don’t make them anymore.

3: WRX owners

All of these groups have an online presence (Reddit lmao), and are susceptible to trendy consoomer hype like IPAs. A lot of WRX owners do their own work which most guys their age won’t learn how to do, and I respect that. *Vapes*