Why do you get added to a rape "roleplay" PM thread when you sign up?

[Illuminati Order Official]

Begemot

@Begemot I'm really disappointed. Why do we threaten each other with rape in public when there is a secret PM chain for it? Am I not good enough for your BBC to be invited?

I've had poops so big I've felt my anus become extra stretched.

Your username and your inability to hide your scat fetish tell me you are @peterprefectartar (thread) and @truserionamea (thread). Why do you keep making those socks if you make no effort to not be retarded?

 

[Begemot]

@Begemot I'm really disappointed. Why do we threaten each other with rape in public when there is a secret PM chain for it? Am I not good enough for your BBC to be invited?


Your username and your inability to hide your scat fetish tell me you are @peterprefectartar (thread) and @truserionamea (thread). Why do you keep making those socks if you make no effort to not be retarded?

You need to get through a series of tests, akin to Free-Masonry, before being raped by my BBC. I don't know if you've got the stamina for it, though....

 

[Cats]

Factoid Fun: Having a "big mouth" is the number one disqualifying factor of any intelligence sector career. Above everything else, you just need to be able to keep a secret. You even may have been screened and tested for this sort of thing many, many years ago at some point in your life and failed without ever knowing it happened! There are a lot of things that go on just beneath the surface of everyday life.

 

[Baraadmirer]

I've had poops so big I've felt my anus become extra stretched.

Sounds like you need to invest in a poop knife.

 

[Abella]

Naughty forum user, rape correction is needed.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I can't tell if he's a troll or just retarded

why can't it be both

I've had poops so big I've felt my anus become extra stretched.

surely there's a sub-reddit for that sort of thing?

 

[thunderous ball lightning]

btw who is rabiditone and why should I care?

take your fucking meds and stop posting for pete's sake.


and for the rest of people (besides OP of course) ITT: seek help... fuck me, i need some help too after seeing this vile thread.

 

[Cats]

and for the rest of people (besides OP of course) ITT: seek help... fuck me, i need some help too after seeing this vile thread.

I'll help you.

 

[khammerjam]

Sounds like you need to invest in a poop knife.

I have 2 bathrooms in my house. If I block one toilet I just leave it until it sorts itself out while using the other.

 

[thunderous ball lightning]

I'll help you.

o' rly?

 

[Cats]

Yeah. Just, ah...turn around and face the wall.

I need to make a small adjustment.

 

[Nottafed]

I thought Rape RP chat was only for Pride Month? Josh is slippin'

 

[The Feline Solution]

I suppose there are "super secret don't tell anyone" illeg@l p0rn PM threads on here to? sickos

Kiwi Farms - RationalWiki

rationalwiki.org

Super secret fun fact about mr moon

• He was sacked as an admin for 8chan for allegedly promoting pedophilia.[38

Allegedly, nigger, allegedly. He used Blockland forums for that one. Citing Rationalwiki also makes you a homosexual.

Edit: I read the linked article, there's virtually nothing rational about it, the first paragraph alone is poorly disguised hurt troon feefee's. I wouldn't be surprised if the author has a thread on here, the seethe is palpable.

 

[khammerjam]

I haven't heard of blocklands. Sounds like what a minecraft rip-off would be called.

I've heard of a forum called chimpout, do many of you post on there?

 

[Broadside]

Ok so you're all in my dungeon chained up right, and I've got this big whip and you're really horny

I haven't heard of blocklands. Sounds like what a minecraft rip-off would be called.

I've heard of a forum called chimpout, do many of you post on there?

You write like a journalist

 

[Begemot]

o' rly?

Open wide, cutie!!!

 

[Homo Fascist]

I want to take it beyond mere roleplay, but that's just me.

 

[Begemot]

Let's be real, the moon makes no sense — and a shit-ton of big brain science nerds agree.
There's so much about it that simply defies common sense and isn't seen elsewhere.
I'm going to level with you. This motherfucker is hollow and is actually the outpost and colony that ayy's occupy.
I'd bet money on this shit.
The question remains, though: why?
What is their purpose and why have they placed a massive ship, that may have appeared around the Younger Dryas, orbiting our planet?
Furthermore, do you know just how many things can seemingly be answered with regards to ayy's and our own history when accepting this reality?

All signs point to this being the truth and I'd also bet money NASA and our Government know this -- so why are they hiding it from us?

rp this, muh niggas....

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I suppose my question is: has anyone put your penis in their mouth and done a very good job in that aspect of the scenario?

 

[Blackstar]