Why do you toast?

[Rock hard as a Flintstone]

Asking the big questions.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

because floppy untoasted bread cannot support baked beans

 

[Pagan Min]

Because toast is such a toasty-toast thing that it's absolutely toast-like. Besides, toast DOES toast toast toast-toast toast!

TOAST!

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

because floppy untoasted bread cannot support baked beans

If by bread you mean faggy sandwich """bread"""", so plastic that pretends to be bread, then sure.
A proper sour dough bread easily supports baked beans, nigger.

 

[OrionBalls]

Because, I wish you a healthy and happy life. За здоровье!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Because that's what you do for certain occasions, such as holidays.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Makes yummy. I like yummy.