Why does adding "in minecraft" to the end of your sentences make whatever you just said legal?

[Angry Alt Right Nerd]

This is the one weird trick the FBI really hates

 

[Towoman]

i really wish people would embrace fedposting more
"in minecraft" is literally a get out of jail free card and its being wasted

 

[One Angry Computer]

Because Feds train themselves in Minecraft with photo-realistic shaders, making sure the villagers () are safe from illager () raids.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

It doesn't.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Because killing people in Minecraft is legal (for now)

 

[Figger Nucker]

Because killing people in Minecraft is legal (for now)

These antisemitic attacks on innocent villagers must be stopped! All they want is gems and you hate them.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

i really wish people would embrace fedposting more
"in minecraft" is literally a get out of jail free card and its being wasted

The caveat being that it has to be in the same line. That's how the one Floridian 4chan user got arrested. "I want to kill X deupty." "In Minecraft." Not, "I want to kill X deputy in Minecraft."

 

[PunkinMan]

I'm going to mail you a ductape nail bomb topped with arsenic in minecraft

 

[Skitarii]

I will kill jack black in minecraft

 

[One Angry Computer]

These antisemitic attacks on innocent villagers must be stopped! All they want is gems and you hate them.

She said people, not NPCs. Besides, you can always make new villages if the one you visit is griefed. Now if you excuse me, I need to engineer an iron farm by automatically moving a liberal in circles under the villagers.

 

[Coberald]

It doesn't, ask sheriff CHADwood

 

[Kiwisee]

It doesn’t protect you.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

be the change you want to see

 

[Pixy]

be the change you want to see

Recreating someone in Minecraft or Soulcalibur just to kill them teeters on the verge of being a lolcow.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

The virgin "In minecraft" denier vs. the Omega chad "Sarcasm is for pussies" admitter

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

Who wants to play Minecraft in Minecraft? (In Minecraft in Minecraft in Minecraft...)

 

[Whaler]

It doesn’t protect you.

It does. He said "In Minecraft" in a seperate sentence, not in the same one as the thre..comment about Minecraft gameplay.

 

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The same way adding "This is not financial advice" protects you from regulatory enforcement

 

[FedPostalService]

Does someone need some assistance with fedposting?