Why does LGR look like a gigantic soy marshmallow? - or possibly some kind of Cloud-Person composed entirely out of Soy Fume Condensate?

[Cats]

Seriously can't think of a softer looking fruitcake jiggling around within the entirety of human history even if I tried.

He looks like he cries every single day. He looks like he has never touched his own dick out of fear. He looks like he pees sitting down and stares directly across at the blank wall in silence the whole time.

Why is LGR such a disappointing specimen of man?

 

[Cats]

I feel like I was too harsh on this friendly little marshmallow. While I don't watch his content, I can't argue that he is successful and seems to be able to avoid all of the drama that comes with being a large youtube channel. At least he isn't sexting any minors that I am aware of, and that is a rare thing nowadays apparently. when this got bumped i re-read what I wrote and felt a little bad lol. poor little cumulonimboid