Why does my wife always hover near me when I'm cooking stuff

[Moths]

Like please the smoke alarm has only gone off twice you don't need to be such a mother hen about everything. No I refuse to cook on anything less than maximum heat

 

[Hamstirer]

I assume because she has to go back and fix it right afterwards and wants to see how you are fucking it up.

 

[Haloperidol]

She is probably just drawn to the light in the kitchen

 

[Frostine]

She’s trying to rub her futa cock against your firm backside

 

[eatler]

She’s probably observing you to learn how to cook. I’m afraid you have married a man.