Why Does Scandinavian Food Suck? Also, Why Do Their Men Have Such Large Dongs?

[Mariposa Electrique]

Tell Me!

 

[Marissa Moira]

Scandinavians are not white and have significant African DNA. I hope that answers both questions.

 

[NewRetroVagina23]

I would be more interested in hearing the larger context behind your asking of these questions

 

[Epic Fail Man]

1. Swedish hotdogs.

2. Swedish hotdogs.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Don't you dare to shit talk pork sauce

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A4skisoosi

 

[TheTrumanShow]

Don't you dare the shit talk pork sauce

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A4skisoosi

I gotta try this

 

[Shidoen]

I like to eat fish in a can. My dong, however, needs to activate before examination.

 

[byuu]

What's wrong with classic Scandinavian food like ammonia candy?

 

[deso2y]

A. IKEA
B. BAC (Big Arab Cock)

 

[Lone MacReady]

Scandinavians are not white and have significant African DNA. I hope that answers both questions.

I thought that was Italians? The Kangs can never get their Kangdoms straight after all.

Obligatory.

 

[Lemmingwise]

I went to sweden and had some of the best thai food I've ever had. It became a joke. I ate thai food every day I was in sweden. I travelled through sweden with an RV. Even the small places had thai restaurants.

 

[Lucky Jim]

Interesting you bring up penis size, it was a Scandinavian man, Arne Vidar Røed, who with his sexcapades brought AIDS to Western Europe.

Approximately a decade after Røed's death, tests by Dr Stig Sophus Frøland of the Oslo National Hospital concluded that blood samples from Røed, his daughter and wife all tested positive for HIV.

Based on research conducted after his death, Røed is believed to have contracted HIV in Cameroon in 1961 or 1962, where he was known to have been sexually active with many African women, including prostitutes. Røed was infected with HIV-1 group O, which is known to have been prevalent in Cameroon in the early 1960s.

While he was a truck driver, from 1968 to 1972, Røed engaged in sexual activity with many prostitutes and almost certainly gave some HIV; these women almost certainly passed the disease on to other clients.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

A. IKEA
B. BAC (Big Arab Cock)

Arab cock is smaller than average though

 

[Some JERK]

The bitch can't cook too good if she's worn out all the time.

 

[deso2y]

Arab cock is smaller than average though

Fake news spread around by Wh*te dogs.

 

[DisapprovingCorgi]

I'd rather suck a Scandinavian's large dong, than to eat lutefisk again.

 

[The Magnificence]

When you got a fat hog you don't need to worry about developing other talents like froo-froo cookery. Just ask the French or literally any Asian, they understand albeit from the opposite POV.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Interesting you bring up penis size, it was a Scandinavian man, Arne Vidar Røed, who with his sexcapades brought AIDS to Western Europe.

Truck drivers in operating in roughly eastern central African, Congo-Uganda axis are blamed, not a Frenchman having his wicked way with a monkey. Arne would've been the exact sort to bring it to Europe. Honking with a different meaning.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'd rather suck a Scandinavian's large dong, than to eat lutefisk again.